I remember seeing these years ago but they're still as true as they were then!

The female always makes the rules

The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No male can possibly know all the rules.

If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

The female is never wrong.

If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong the male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The female may change her mind at any time.

The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.

The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The male is expected to mind read at all times.

Any attempt by the male to change the rules could result in bodily harm.

If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.

The female is ready when she is ready.

The male must be ready at all time.

The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

7 Replies

  • Education is lacking if this has not become fully normal when males come of age.

  • Just proves that,, WOMEN,,,are the most sneaky of creatures,,,,, they do come in handy,, for washing our socks though,,,,

  • |Battle between the sexes. I love it - we couldn't do without each other.

  • At least the female rules are not written in capitals like the male rules, writing in capitals must be a 'bloke' thing, possibly don't know any better !!! (need to put a smiley here because I don't want to offend anyone but don't know how to do it)

    Lib x

  • colon + close bracket = smile

  • Just let the women think they make the rules chaps.That's the secret!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 4 MEN IN A PUB,,,,,,nice day,,,aye not bad,,,hows the garden,,,doing well planted my potatoes,,,nice pint this,,,not to bad,tasty,,,,,hows the car going,,,,,not to bad,,,,, this conversation has taken 1hr,,,,,IN COME 4 WOMEN BLOODY CHAOS,,,, screech, giggle, giggle, oooooh, aaaaaaaaaah,lost 2oz so had it done,,,did my nails bought a new bra,,,giggle giggle,,,screech you are wicked,,,they are all talking at once,,,noise off the range that any one human can understand,,,MEN FIND ANOTHER PUB,,,,,We do love you all really,,,but could you all be a bit quieter,,,,,, hahahahaha

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