The following are quotes taken from medical records as dictated by physicians.
By the time he was admitted,his rapid heart had stopped and he was feeling better.
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
On the second day the knee was better,and on the third day it disappeared altogether.
The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.
Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.
Discharge status:Alive but without permission.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.
The patient has no past history of suicides.
Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in seperate directions in early December.
The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortnes of breath with a picture of acute pulmonary oedema at home while having sex which gradually deteriorated in the E.R.
The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
Between me and you, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
The patient was in his usual state of good health,until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.
She is numb from her toes down.While in the E.R. she was examined,X rated and sent home.
Patient was alert and unresponsive.When she fainted her eyes rolled around the room.
Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male,mentally alert but forgetful.
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