A blonde moment
A blonde (or any other color you care to choose) gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed sweating and panting
''What's up?'' she asks
''I think I'm having a heart attack,''cries the husband
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone,but just as she is dialling her four year old son comes up and says,''Mummy ,Mummy,Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe,and she has no clothes on.''
The blonde slams the phone back down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband.
Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough,there is her sister,totally naked and cowering on the floor.
''You rotten B<<<H'', she screams .
''My husband's having a heart attack,and you're running around naked,playing hide and seek with the kids!!''
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