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This poor young lady!Hee HEE

A blonde moment

A blonde (or any other color you care to choose) gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed sweating and panting

''What's up?'' she asks

''I think I'm having a heart attack,''cries the husband

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone,but just as she is dialling her four year old son comes up and says,''Mummy ,Mummy,Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe,and she has no clothes on.''

The blonde slams the phone back down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband.

Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough,there is her sister,totally naked and cowering on the floor.

''You rotten B<<<H'', she screams .

''My husband's having a heart attack,and you're running around naked,playing hide and seek with the kids!!''

Richard

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SHRIEK !!!! GUFFAW !!!!!! CHORTLE .........bi must not wet myself I must not wet myself

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Sorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Gee thanks KOTC ...... :) I'm getting fed up of cleaning spluttered tea off my pc screen ! Hahahahahahahahaha

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Oops! My fault again!

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Maybe people who are NOT blonde find it funny?????????

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I did say you could choose another color if you wished.

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Great, yet again!

Lynne xx

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I am pleased you like a bit of Tripe

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I've had to buy a plastic keyboard cover to stop all the coffee ruining it ! :)

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Trying to cover it up.What TRIPE!

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I like the joke Richard but I hate women being referred to by their hair colour.

Bev x

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Surely blonde is beautiful

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Great joke keep them coming lol

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They are on their way

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OOOO! you are naughty but I like it haha!!! :D :D :D X

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Naughty but nice,that's me!!!

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I often find my sister naked in the wardrobe I thought she was just trying on my clothes. dhu

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Now you know!!!!!!!

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Another good one!! xxx

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A bit of TRIPE makes you laugh

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i like you say you are naughty but nice, but you have givenmy family a good laugh, keep them coming

jan

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Todays tripe funny is good

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