Joke from Annie (achievement)

United Kingdom

98 Posts

Posted - 03 May 2010 : 12:23:02

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and the boy said, "All of you sons of *****es who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of *****es who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to please stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on this train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the boy added, "And for those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the Fat Controller in the kitchen."

11 Replies

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  • Annie - congratulations! You must be feeling very pleased with yourself! Joke's a good un too! Watch out KOTC, here comes Annie! Well done. Libby

  • Laugh Annie I almost did a little pooh ha ha

  • Wish it had that effect on me, am presently considering dynamite!

  • Ha ha, no I'm not. That would certainly cure my ailments for once and for all! :-o

  • Ha Ha, I like the fat controller in the kitchen bit. Ouch! poor old Mum.

    Tony :)

  • I love the jokes that float around. King is a master and I wont invade his space. Also there is the problem of duplication.

  • Jolly well hope not - I would feel really bad - he is such a nice guy. Getting smileys is the next thing I need to notch up.

  • Love it annie lol

    Bev x

  • Go Annie,good one!! xxxoj

  • Nice hearing, Wendells, from you. I do hope that your husband is better now and problems have abated. The weather here is so depressing, I wouldn't mind packing myself, my husband and Betsy the cat off to the United States to stay with my sister!!! She'd be best pleased??? Did consider OZ!!

  • loved it

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