Hope this makes you smile
EVER WONDER WHERE WE ARE HEADING?......
.....why the sun lightens our hair ,but darkens our skin?
.....why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
.....why you dont you ever see the headline.'Psycic Wins Lottery'?
.....why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
.....why doctors call what they do 'practice'?
.....why you have to click on 'START' to stop Windows98?
.....why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,while washing liquid is made with real lemons?
.....why he man who onvests all your money is called a broker?
.....why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food.?
And.... in case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity,here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(darn,and that's the only time I have to dry my hair).
On a bag of Crisps:You could be a winner!No purchase necessary.Derails inside.
(the shoplifter special)
On a bar of soap:'Directions:use like regular soap'
(and that would be How???.....)
On some frozen dinners:'Serving sugestion:Defrost.'
(but it's just a suggestion).
BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP
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