Make a cuppa/feet up and have a good read ,,,,,,,,,,Hee HEE ?

Jack decided to go skiing with his friend,Bob

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So they loaded up Jacks minivan and headed north to Scotland

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After driving for a few hours they, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.

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They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

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I realise it is terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself,but I am recently widowed,she explained.

I am afraid my neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.

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Don't worry Jack said.We'll be happy to sleep in the barn,and if the weather breaks,we'll be gone at first light.

The lady agreed ,and the two men found their way to the barn and settled down for the night.

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Come morning,the weather had cleared and they got on their way.

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They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

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But about nine months later,Jack got an unexpected call from a solicitor.

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It took him a few minutes to figure it out,but he finally worked it out that it was from the solicitor of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

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He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked,Bob,Do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski trip to Scotland about nine months ago?

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Yes I do,said Bob

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Did you Er ,happen to get up in the middle of the night,go up to the house and pay her a vist?

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Well um,yes,Bob said ,a little embarrassed about being found out,I have to admit that I did

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And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?

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Bob's face turned beet red and he said,Yeah,look,I'm sorry, friend, I'm afraid I did ,Why do you ask?

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She just died and left me everything.

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And you thought the ending would be different ,didn't you?

You know you smiled ...now keep that smile for the rest of the day!

Richard

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  • You're right, it did make me smile! Thank you!

  • Nice one. :)

  • Once again quality King. Gave me a right laugh. Ha Ha Ha.

  • I am smiling it did me good after my blf rant.

  • lol

  • great, very funny. you never know when a windfull will fall

    keep then come king, my three sons enjoy them to

    jan

  • Heehee! you realy know how to make us all smile :) thank you King!!! xxxx :D

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