A Tap on the Shoulder!!!! Have a laugh.

[KingoftheCocktails]

A tap on the shoulder

Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.

The driver screamed,lost control of the cab,nearly hit a bus,drove up over the kerb and stopped just in inches from a large plate window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab.Then the shaking driver said''Are you OK? I'm so sorry but you scared the daylights out of me.''

The badly shaken passenger apologised to the driver and said, ''I didn't realise that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly.''

The driver replied ''No,no.I'm the one who is sorry,it's entirely my fault.Today is my very first day driving a cab.I've been driving a hearse for 25 years.''

Richard

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[Dorlock]

Tke care with taxi drivers in Salford, got that thanks for the tip

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Try CAB a laugh

[dall05]

'Spooky' that one King but blinkin funny. Ha Ha Ha

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Lay down a CAB

[MrsShimmy]

hahahaaaa!

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Book silly CAB

[pollyjj]

Woooooooooooooo

polly xx

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Woooooooooosh you away CAB

[Puffthemagicdragon]

A ghost in the machine ?

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Ghost Buster CAB

[hufferpuffer]

Having a massive coughing fit LOL!!!

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Fit for a CAB

[Lynne1955]

I don't know where you et them from, but keep them coming!

Lynne xx

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Phone a funny CAB we are not far away

[Hidden]

Ha ha ha xx

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Cat in ghost CAB meooooooooooooooooooow

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[hamletvv]

Hysterical - I shall never be able to pass a hearse again without looking closely.

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Look in on me CAB

[katieoxo60]

Oh so funny

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Funny along CAB

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Michael Angelo CAB

[thatcham1939]

wonderful, a good laugh, reminded me of laying patients out and suddenly they sat up

jan

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to thatcham1939]

OoooooooooooooooooooooH weird. HA HA CAB

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