Hee Hee Life is tough!

[KingoftheCocktails]

Life is tough .It's even tougher if your'e stupid!!!!!!!!!

Someone had to remind me,so I'm reminding you too.

Don't laugh it's all true

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PERKS OF REACHING 50 OR BEING OVER 60 AND HEADING TOWARDS 70

NO one expects you to run--- anywhere

People call at 9pm and ask''Did I wake you?''

People no longer view youi as a hypochondriac.

There's nothing left to learn the hard way

Things you buy now won't wear out.

You can eat supper at 5pm

You can live without sex but not your glasses

You get into heated arguments about your pension plans

You no longer think of speed limits a challenge

You quit trying to hold your stomach in ,no matter who walks into the room

You sing along with the elevator music

Your eyes won't get much worse

Your investment in healthinsurance is finally beginning to payoff

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather forecast

Your'e secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size

You can't remember who has given you this list

And for your convenience each sentence is spaced well away from the next

Richard

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