Did I read the sign right
In a Laundromat.
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES BEFORE THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEA POT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
In an office
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
Outside a second hand shop
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING-BICYCLES,WASHING MACHINES,ETC.WHY NOT BRING THE WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in a health food shop window
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
Notice in a farmers field
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,BUT THE BULL CHARGES
Message on a leaflet
IF YOU CANNOT READ,THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR-THE BELL DOESN'T WORK
Richard
BREATHE EASY =FRIENDSHIP
Don't let the bull charge you,it's free to join your local Breathe Easy group.
Details BLF Helpline 3000 030 555
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