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Hee Hee Did I read the sign right?............. Hello HealthUnlockders

Did I read the sign right

In a Laundromat.

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES BEFORE THE LIGHT GOES OUT.

In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEA POT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

In an office

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

Outside a second hand shop

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING-BICYCLES,WASHING MACHINES,ETC.WHY NOT BRING THE WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in a health food shop window

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park(I sure hope so)

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Notice in a farmers field

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,BUT THE BULL CHARGES

Message on a leaflet

IF YOU CANNOT READ,THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR-THE BELL DOESN'T WORK

Richard

BREATHE EASY =FRIENDSHIP

Don't let the bull charge you,it's free to join your local Breathe Easy group.

Details BLF Helpline 3000 030 555

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Where does Richard get them from?

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???????????????????????THAT IS THE ?

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Such a pity we can't embed photo's like we can YouTube clips. It would make a lot more sense.

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And a lot more jokes.

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Your safe with mine

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Oh they are all so funny !! love the farmer & bull one, and Puff,s & Gordons.

must go back through them again.!!

Ivyleaf

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Just like me ,full of bull

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That sounds good to me! Thank you

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Love them,as always!!

Wendells xx

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Kids can always bring a smile to our faces

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Thanks KOTC, just going out in the big wide world with a smile on my face, looking forward to more, keep um coming. Laughter is the best medicine u can get.

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So true

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Oh what a happy start to the morning!! Thankyou Kingof the cocktails, best medicine man ever!!!!! :D XXX

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Perhaps I should change to 'Doctor of Fun'

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All really good.

Lynne xx

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Kids eh!

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:D

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Smiler

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:-D

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All smiles

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Once again a great bit of laughing medicine, keep um coming King! Now where's that second hand shop the wife wants to do a bit of shopping, He He :)

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What will you return with! A black eye?

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That was fun and cheered me up.

Thanks

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That is what I like to do

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smiling at those :) thanks

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I will try to keep you smiling

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well done Richard that got the brain working

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Stimulation of the grey matter has got to be good

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yes keep it up

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The best sign I have ever seen myself was fastened to a lamp post - NEXT SATURDAY Nearly new baby sale.I think the advert should have included the word clothes.It still makes me smile.

Keep them coming Richard

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Well now I have finished cutting up old bird cages and cleaned all the blood up that was dripping from my index finger right hand and deep gashes inside lower arm left, I managed to get on here and find something to make me chuckle. Don't worry I never felt a thing hence had no idea until I looked down at the shed floor! Great way to end my wedding anniversary, looking like someone from a murder scene eh xxxxx

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Love them all - thanks - look forward to my daily chuckle.

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Wish I could up load the photo I took, sign stuck on a door in a bedroom at the nursing home where my aunty stayed.

A blue circle about 8" diameter and in white letters in the middle it said

'Fire Door

Keep Locked'

woodshaper

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