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Yes! HealthUnlockders I have some hidden wealth(please don't tell everyone).

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OMG,I'm rich!

I've got silver in my hair,

I've got gold in my teeth

Crystals in my kidneys

Sugar in my blood

Lead in my butt

Iron in the arteries

and an inexhaustable supply of natural gas.

I never thought I would accumulate such wealth!

Richard Cornish

BREATHE EASY =FRIENDSHIP

Why don't you accumalate a wealth of friendship with your local Breathe Easy Group

Join now phone BLF helpline 03000 030 555 for details

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The price of being old and ancient, or least in my case. Husband gave a chortle -- love Anniex

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I've gotta keep hubby happy.

Richard x

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Tell you what King you can keep your wealth, I would normally tell the 'stinking' rich to share but in your case I'll make an exception!! :)

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How kind of you dall.

Richard

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hamletvv

Carved toenails?

Watch the government do not tax you on your richess

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Will I get fined for not declaring them?

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hufferpuffer

I shall be joining you later we're having sprouts with our dinner! ;) xxx

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Natural gass under the sheets.No wafting allowed !

Nice one :D

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It is so nice to be blessed with all these riches gillyj.

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