I love this one (HEE HEE) Healthunlockders

If MY body was my car.

If MY body was my car,this is the time I would be thinking of trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull............

But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was..I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicous veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.My fuel rate burns inefficiently

But here's the worst of it-

Almost every time I cough, sneeze or sputter,

either my radiator leeks or my exhaust backfires!

Richard Cornish


Get up to maximum speed and go to your local Breathe Easy group

27 Replies

  • Another good laugh, KOTC, on a dull afternoon. I say that the car was a sleek Rolls Roycwe or car of your choice.

  • Maybe a 'Silver Cloud'

  • Oh God, all so true, so funny, the best one yet! I don't care what kind of car I am so long as I can keep going a bit longer. Libby

  • Keep the tank filled up!!


  • Really good.

    Lynne xx

  • Thank you .Love your photo.

  • Keep "em" coming , that ones brilliant. Good laugh to start the weekend off

  • More on their way.

  • :D :D

  • When you're smiling!!!!

  • Three ladies discuss their husbands as cars

    The first mine is a Rolls Royce Silver Cloud smooth and reliable

    The second mine is a Ferrari fast and sporty

    The third mine is a model T Ford start it by hand and jump on when it's running ;-)

  • Is that a bit naughty?OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

  • I think I'd fail my m.o.t. for sure unless I went to the Atos garage! keep rollin' along King :b x

  • Aply for a retest huffer!

  • I loved this. The last 2 lines (so true) made me laugh so much I couldn't read them out to my husband. Just brilliant!

  • Atishoo!

  • love it love love it so funny, thank you for another good laugh xx

  • Oh maggiemay.you are so kind.

  • As a motor mechanic for over 30 years I can help you here King. Renew tour Catalytic Converter and put some rad weld in your radiator. You can put my consulants fee in the post, Many thanks :)

  • Paid into Bodge it and Scarper account fronting up quality motors.

  • My Dads name is Arthur Daley Honest!

  • My bank account is filling up nicely ,thank you.

  • Postie,postie don't be slow take my consultants fee to dall05 as fast as you can go.

  • I needed that laugh,wonderful!! xx

  • Keep laughing wendells.

  • Another good laugh, thank you.

  • I am so pleased that you understood about the engineering works of a car and it's body.Hee Hee.

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