Hi all Healthunlockders .........................Cynics Central

[KingoftheCocktails]

...............................CYNICS CENTRAL

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

If they arrested the Energiser Bunniy,would they charge it with battery?

I believe that five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

I don't have a solution but I admire your problem.

If a tin whistle is made of tin (and it is) then what,exactly, is a fog horn made of?

If quitters never win,and winners never quit,what fool came up with''Quit while you're ahead''?

Okay ,who stopped my reality check?

I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

What hair colour do they put on the driver's licences of bald men?

If it is zero degrees outside today and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,how cold is it going to be?

What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?Since Americans throw rice at weddings,do Orientals throw hamburgers?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

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How will I ever sleep with all these questions even if I have forgotten half of them already it will be rattling around in the empty space that should be asleep.

A nightcap please

[dall05]

So this is what you've been doing all day King. Time well spent I'd say but now you've got us all thinking when we should be switching off. Goodnight all Healthunlockders who are still up.zzzzzzz and you king!!

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Reminds of questions my son once asked me:

If you fork things over with a fork and spoon things up with a spoon why don't you knife things in half with a knife?

And

If a screwdriver screws why doesn't a hammer ham?

[elian]

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