It is just gone 10 am and already I am pulling my hair out. I thought when I retired I would never have that Monday morning feeling again - wrong!!
I had a terrible night but there is nothing new in that so really no problem. I heard the paper arrive at 6.45 so thought I might just as well get up, so went downstairs opened front door to get milk with paper stuck under my arm - big mistake - milk falls out of hand falls on edge of door, bottle breaks half inside, half outside milk everywhere.
By now gasping for breath but thought b****r it it can stay like that for a while I need my coffee and ventolin. By now I am actually really gasping so decide to use the nebuliser first (after I made my coffee never to poorly to make that!)
Set up my Nebuliser and sat happily breathing as well as I can when I thought there doesn't seem to be anything coming through so I switched it of fiddled around a bit and tried again, still nothing ); At this point looked away from paper and down by my side there was one of my lovely cats sitting quite happily chewing through the tubing!! After a few choice words disconnected and put a new tube on. So there I am breathing quite nicely now when the phone rang I swung around to grab it, fell of the chair and banged my bloody funny bone on the edge of the table - it was NOT funny!!
So guess what I am going to do now NO I am not going to despair I am going back to bed to get up again only this time I will get out the other side!!
Have a "good" day everyone