British Lung Foundation
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Hi all Healthunlockders My Japanese Doctor friend !!!!!!

Love this Japanese Doctor !

Q: Doctor ,I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.Is this true?

A; Heart only good for so many beats,and that it...

Don't waste on exercise.Everything wear out eventually.Speeding up heart not make you

live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster.Want to live longer?

Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit.Fruit very good.

Brandy distilled wine,that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more

goodness that way.Beer also made of grain.Grain good too.

Bottom up!

Q:How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well,if you have body and you have fat,your ratio one to one.If you have two body,your ratio two to one.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of one,sorry.My philosophy:No pain ........good!

Q:Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A; YOU NOT LISTENING!.Food fried in vegetable oil.How getting more vegetables be bad?

Q:Will sit ups prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Oh no! When you exercise ,it get bigger.

You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: You crazy?! HEL_LO_O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable!! It best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming good for figure,explain whale to me.

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is shape

Well...........I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

......................................... AND REMEMBER

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well - preserved body,but rather skid in sideways-Chardonnay in one hand-chocolate in the other-body thoroughly used up,totally worn out and screaming

........................................ ''WOO-HOO,what a ride!!''

Richard Cornish

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I like the sound of your Japanese doctor friend !!!

Some truth in quite a lot of that,

Mary

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We all say yeah !

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love this doctor's thought's, if only eh :)

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falling in love!

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Sounds good to me . ;-)

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Wired for sound eh ?

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does this mean I can sit with glass in one hand box of chocs in other on Monday instead of going to exercise class? xx

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Lets a move it and a grove it !

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King, arn't we supposed to be encouraging exercise on this site? I suppose 'cycling' to the pub to 'lift' a pint would be ok then.

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No drink and drive spill it

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Who'se that a walking down the street?

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Dreamin' dall05

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Do you know you are not the son of God, you are just a very naughty boy!

Lynne xx

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When seem through the eyes of those who!

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Trust this medic was low budget :-)

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Two nickles but gee !

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On a motorbike!!!

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Riding along on my!

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My husband brings me a up of tea and my laptop in bed every morning and the first thing I do is log on here for my morning laugh and good advice. Sending hubby shopping this morning for chardonnay and chocs. May not be online tomorrow probably have hangover he! he!

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I can hear the sound of violins !

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My hearts going boom boody boom doctor! :)

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Only you have that magic technique hufferpuffer

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Like a bat out of hell........

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Moving so fast,feet ai'nt touching the ground

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