It was a bitter cold winters morning and the wife and myself were having breakfast and listening to the local radio.
We heard the announcer say,''We are going to have a possible 8 to 10 inches of snow in Nottingham today.You must park your car on the even- numbered side of the road,so the snow ploughs can get through''.
So my good wife went out and moved her car to the other side of the road.
A couple of days later we were eating breakfast again when the radio announcer said''We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow in Nottingham today.You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the road,so the snow ploughs can get through.
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
I was blowed when the next day at breakfast the announcer said''We are expecting12-14 inches of snow today.You must park....''and then we had a power cut.
My good wife was very upset and with a worried look on her face she said''Richard,I don't know what to do.Which side of the road do you think I should park on so the snow plouhgs can get through?''
Then with the love and understanding in my voice, that all men who are married to blondes exhibit,I said''Why don't you just leave the b....y car in the garage this time
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