Hi All Healthunlockders No work today-sick Ahhh

[KingoftheCocktails]

I called into work today and said ''I can't come to work today,I am really sick.Got a headache,stomache ache, legs are hurting and my COPD is playing up''.

My boss said ''You know something Richard,I really need you today.When I feel sick like you do,I go home to my wife and tell her to give me sex.That makes everything better and I go back to work....You try that.''

I phoned back two hours later''I did what you said and I feel great......Be back at work soon...

By the way you've got a lovely house!''

Richard Cornish

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

Feel great ,join your local Breathe Easy group.Details BLF

[massey55]

nice one

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to massey55]

You're quick off the mark

[Lynne1955]

Very good x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Lynne1955]

I thought this one would make you smile.

[Hidden]

Oh you are so good at this, pleeeeease keep it up you make so many people laugh.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

I shall keep trying

[Lynne1955]

I've read it out to my husband who has laughed his socks off!

Lynne xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Lynne1955]

That is fantastic!

[Hidden]

Well done, KOTC - good jokes provide light relief. I get them in by email sometimes but dont know how to transfer them.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

I re-write them myself

[Puffthemagicdragon]

What's your boss's address ?

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Puffthemagicdragon]

Naughty thoughts !!

[Hidden]

Keep them coming!! xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

I will try

[libbygood]

You're doing well Richard, are you eventually going to run out of jokes.

Lib x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to libbygood]

I don't think so Lib.Not if I've got to keep you smilimg

Richard x

[KingoftheCocktails]

Good .Keep smiling

[janie62]

really funny - enjoyed the laugh, thanks xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to janie62]

Keep tuned in for more janie62

Richard

[Ozzygirl64]

looking forward to the next lot