Hi all Healthunlockders this is an adult Fairy Tale for you

ADULT FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time there lived a King.

The King had a beautiful daughter ,The PRINCESS

But there was a problem.Everything the princess touched would melt

No matter what;

Metal,

Wood,

Stone,

Anything she touched would melt.

Because of this,men were afraid of her.

Nobody would dare marry her.

The King dispaired.What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians.

One wizard told the King,

''If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands,she will be cured''

The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day,he held a competition.

.Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt

would marry her and inherit the Kings wealth...

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.

But alas when the Princess touched it ,it melted.

The prince went away sadly

The second prince brought diamonds.

He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.

But alas,once the Princess touched them they melted.

He too was sent away disappointed

The third prince approached.He told the princess.

''Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there''

The Princess did as she was told,though she turned red.

She felt something hard and it did not melt!!!!

The King was overjoyed.Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.

And the third Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after.

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Question:What was in the prince's pants

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M&M's of course

They melt in your mouth not in your hand.*

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What were you thinking??

I WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES!!!!!!!!!!!

Richard Cornish

BREATHE EASY= FRIENDSHIP

I won't have to worry about you if you join your local Breathe Easy group.

details from the British Lung Foundation

12 Replies

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  • You got me there - I really fell for that one!! Annie80 x

  • Tripped you up!

    Richard x

  • Love it, that's brilliant pmsl

  • Love it, made me laugh.

  • every one a winner you always make me laugh Richard thank you

  • choked on my sweet just then haha

  • Well Richard, you have a wicked sense of humour,love it! xx

  • Oh Richard you are awful! But I like you.

    Bev xx

  • Good one Richard !

    Lib x

  • Very funny, love all these jokes.

    Christine

  • Brilliant

    Sue

  • great joke..keep them comeing...

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