OH DEAR! Hi Healthunlockders ,please don't laugh about my SHINGLES

[KingoftheCocktails]

Those of us who spend much time in the Doctors's should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem thar Doctor's are running their practices like assembly lines. Anyway:-

I walked into the the doctors surgery and the receptionist asked me what I had.I said ''Shingles'' So she checked my name ,address etc on the computer and told me to take a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurses assistant came and asked me what I had and I told her ''Shingles'.She then wrote down my hight,weight and what seemed like my complete medical history and told me to wait in the examination room.

A half an hour later a nurse came in and asked me what I had.I said ''Shingles''.The nurse then gave me a blood test,a blood pressure test,an electrocardiogram and told me to take my clothes off and wait for the doctor.

An HOUR later the doctor came in and found me waiting patiently in the nude and asked me what I had.

I said''Shingles'' the doctor asked me'' Where?''.

I told him ''Outside on the truck.Where do you want me to unload 'em??''.

Richard Cornish

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