Laughter is the best Medicine..Try some of this.

[dantredan]

An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with frequent gas. Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!"

The doctor says, "I see. Spray this up your nose every 4 hours and come back next week."

The next week the old lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my silent farts stink like Hell."

"Good” says the Doc,

“Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's see what we can do about your hearing."

A guy walks into a bar looking frustrated. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"

The guy replies, "Well I've got these two horses and I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."

The bartender suggests, "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"

The guy says, "That sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."

A few months later, he returns to the bar in worse condition. "I shaved the tail of one of the horses, but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!"

The bartender says, "Why don't you try shaving the mane?"

A few months later the guy is back. "I shaved the mane of one of the horses, but it grew back!"

The bartender yells, "Just measure the damn horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller that the other one!" The guy storms out of the bar.

The next day, the guy runs into the bar. "It worked, it worked!" he exclaims. "I measured the horses, and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!"

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A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches a little guy and karate chops him in the back. When the little guy gets up, the huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

A little later, the huge guy walks back over to the little guy and karate chops him in the back. The huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from China."

The little guy leaves the bar, comes back and hits the huge guy on the back of the head. The huge guy lies unconscious on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender, "Tell him that was a crowbar from B & Q."

Keep Smilin

Bri' (Dantredan)

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Keep em coming

[libby7827]

Thanks for the laugh Bri, all really funny. Libby x

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Thanks for the good humour, loved it!! xx

[Lupie]

Thanks for making me laugh.

[KingoftheCocktails]

I crowed at those!

[PollyP]

Laughter certainly is the best medicine, Laughing is so god for us, helps our cardiovascular system, reduces blood pressure, enhances our immune system, helps our breathing, develops our endorphins and reduces stress hormones- cortisol. It is a great way to get fit!

This is why I am a Laughter Yoga Leader traditionally Laughter Yoga clubs are free to attend or there is a nominal charge to cover the hire of the venue. If you fancy laughing the search out your local Laughter Yoga Leader and get yourself involved. Laughter Yoga is available internationally, and take a look on You Tube to check t out in our own home.

Have a wonderful day! Haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa.

[Bastet]

Oh don't, please!! My sides hurt....HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!

[Bastet]

A boy goes to his dad and says "Dad, I'm scared, I had a psychic premonition last night"

Dad says, "What was it son?" Son says "I have been warned, my father will die today..."

This freaks dad out as he knows his son has psychic powers. He spends the day being very careful. He walked to work, incase the train crashed, he avoided certain foods incase of choking, he avoided wet floors, use the stairs instead of the lift, drank water instead of coffee, walked home from work.. By the time he got home he was exhausted. He said to his wife "You won't believe the day I've had.." Before he could finish, his wife shrieked "Your day? What about mine? This morning the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep!!"

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Fabulous, thanks for the giggles.

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Fabulous, thanks for the giggles.

[katieoxo60]

Keep um coming the laughing is a good health potion he he

[Ozzygirl64]

I loved them, thanks so much for sharing with us xxxxx Lin