1 cup of water,1 tsp. baking powder,1 cup of sugar,1tsp salt,1 cup of brown sugar,lemon juice,4 large eggs,lots of nuts,1 bottle of vodka,2 cups of dried fruit.
Sample vodka to check quality.Take a large bowl,check vodka again.To be sure its a good quality,pour one level cup & drink.
Repeat.Beat butter+1 sugar in mixer.beat again.At this point its best to make sure the vodka is shtill ok.Try another cup & turn off mixer.Break 2 leggs,add to bowel,chuck in dried fruit,pick fruit off the floor,mix on the turner.If fruit gets stuck in beaterers,pry loose with sdrewscriver,sample vodka to check on tonsisticity.Next shift 2 cups of salt or something,who careshz.check the vodka.Now hift the lemon juice & strain your nuts.Add`one table,add aspoon of sugar,or somefink. Greash the oven.turn the cake tin 360 degrees & try not to fall over.Dont forget to beat off the turner.
Finally,throw the bowl through the window,finish the vodka.Fall into bed.