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THOSE OF A SENSITIVE DISPOSITION NEED NOT READ .................. :-D

Things you can only say at Christmas

1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5: I've never seen a better spread!

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10: Don't play with your meat!

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you put it in.

16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up

17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19: I've been gobbling nuts all morning

20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.

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WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Heehee,very,very good!FB can I have more stuffing... :) x

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Thanks FB, love it!

Beth xx

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As an OAP I'm not sure I understand all of that !!! :-)

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That was great, so funny. Have a lovely Christmas.

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As an OAP (today!) I understand it all! What does that say about me? No need to answer that!

Have lots of stuffing everyone and enjoy a lovely bird! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Didn't understand a word of it - not a word !

Lib x

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hahaha fab!!!

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I can see that some of you will be on Santa's naughty list for FIBBING!!! :-)

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