3 men die on xmas eve. To get into heaven st. peter says - you must have something on you that represents xmas.
The 1st man flicks on his lighter and says - its a candle. St. peter lets him pass.
The 2nd man jingles his keys and says - they are sleigh bells. St. peter lets him pass
The 3rd man left pulls out a G string and bra.
St peter says - how the hell do they represent christmas?