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Ecstacy

He was in ecstacy,with a huge smile on his face,

as his wife moved forwards,then backwards

then forwards, then backwards again~~

~~back and forth~~

~~back and forth~~

~~in and out~~

~~in and out~~

She could feel the sweat on her forehead and trickling down the small of her back,

she was getting near to the end.

Her heart was pounding~~~her face was flushed~~~

she moaned,softly at first,

then began to groan louder.

Finally,totally exhausted,she let out an almighty scream and SHOUTED,

OK,OK!

I can't park the flipping car

You do it,you SMUG so and so.

Richard Cornish

I wonder what you were thinking!

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

join your local group now,you might get a laugh there as well.

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pollyjj

Made me laugh. :-) :-)

polly

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Puffthemagicdragon

Keep up the good work ! :)

Brian, (husband) and I had a laugh!

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That's the idea

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KingoftheCocktails

I will let you know about the Christmas turkey another day.

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Lynne1955

That was funny, you had me wondering!

Lynne xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to Lynne1955

Got to keep you guessing

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Mocarey

U r naughty! Not that I was thinking anything rude!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to Mocarey

That's what they all say!

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blackbird

Naughty Naughty Naughty - did make me laugh - of cause I knew you where parking a car! keep up the good work and sense of humour. Take Care BBX

Laughter is definately the best medecine - keep it up (so to speak)! Ha ha.

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Sylvsmum

Getting to know the name now - I'm a newbie, but already sizing people up!

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sassy59

I was sooooo thinking something rude! Good to keep smiling. xxxxxxx

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lavender1

You Richard are a rascal but funny with it. Shudder to think what you.ll come up with after a Christmas cocktail. No don't tell me that's another thing thats off limits. Woe is me but thanks for the laughs!

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squirell

really funny needed that thank you x

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fishtail

thoroughly enjoy your crazy sense of humour.keep em comin.!!!!!!!!

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