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A lover you don't want

I will seek and find

you.

I shall take you to bed

and have my way

with you.

I will make you

ache, shake & sweat

until you moan

& groan.

I will make you beg

for mercy, beg for

me to stop.

I will exhaust you

to the point that you

will be

relieved when I'm

finished with you.

And, when I am

finished, you will

be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now get your mind

out of the gutter

and go get your

flu shot!

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I wondered were that was going, I like it!!

B.

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I was just going to say - I know Halloween is coming up but that's even scarier !

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Hi cofdrop you got us all going there, naughty. :-)

polly

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Hi cofdrop,

i thought you was getting abit fresh there for a minute, Ha Ha,

rose xxx

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Marvellous love it

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Good one cofdrop !

Libby x

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Take me, I'm all yours..............

All that I ask is that you please be gentle with me !

Dave xxx

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Loved it ! !

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made me breathless reading it....l.o.l x

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A GSOH - that made me laugh!!

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