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The boy stood on the burning deck

Coughing and gasping "Flipping heck."

"I think I'm going to breath my last

If I don't do something very fast".

He had a badge with a big red balloon

That he had found in the Captain's room.

What's this he asked in consternation?

"Is it the British Lung Foundation?"

"Yes," he heard his mate intone,

As he handed the lad his mobile phone.

"Ring this number and ask for advice",

The lad didn't need telling twice.

The lady answered with this useful tip,

"First, get off that ****** ship!!"

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sassy59

😂😂that’s so funny Don. Excellent. Xxx❤️💕❤️💜

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Snackjack

Excellent advice😂😂😂

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CDPO16

Inspired as always Don xx

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Damon1864Volunteer

So funny Don thank you for making us laugh. Have a lovely day and take care 😊 Bernadette and Jack 🐕 xxxxxx

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tomc

HEHE, Brilliant Don Keep them coming regards from Tom.

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Badbessie

Lol. Don. Again a truly exceptional ditty ( if I dare call such an excellent rhyme that). It reminds me of another Limerick I heard in the military about a boy on a burning deck. However it is not repeatable in such gentle company.

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Patk1

Haha brilliannt Don xx

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Karenanne61

🤣🤣🤣

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Izb1

🤣🤣🤣🤣😘x

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Jaybird19

Don you are brilliant !

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Katinka46

Brilliant! Thank you. Had us both gigglingxx

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dunnellon

Good one Don! Thanks for the giggle! Needed one this morning for sure.

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RoadRunner44

Brilliant!

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HollyBoyd

Tremendous humour Don, thank you for the chuckle xxx😊

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HungryHufflepuff

Thank you Don 😊 I hope you realise just how much joy and laughter your poems bring. (I’m sure you do) 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑

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Caspiana

,🥰😍

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OOB_Tigger

Brilliant 😂 🤣 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 😘

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Gladwyn

Another great one 😂😂😂

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Thepainterswife

🤣😂🤣😂 x

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Danielmystar

Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

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Yatzy

We can always rely on you, Don! 🤣😂 Thanks so much….cheered me up before my flu jab this morning 😷 💉 😬 xx

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HighGables

Very good Don, well done.Jax🐶x

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johnderby

😂😂😂

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Fircone

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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MoyB

🤣🤣🤣 xxMoy

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Lilylung

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Walkwalkwalk

Absolutely priceless Don.

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Aingeful

Trust you!!!😂😂😂

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leo60

😂😂😂 xx

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watergazer

Great work Don x

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Nicholatracy

So funny. Thank you 🐞

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Mavary

🥴😁😂🤣

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Debs_ALUKPartnerBritish Lung Foundation

Lovely title Don thank you. Have not taken a call from a ship yet, but there is still time 😀

in reply to Debs_ALUK

Thanks Debs, I'm sure if you do the ****** will be replaced by "burning" no matter what naughty members might think. 🤣x

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Muglow

Brilliant Don. 👍😂😂😂💖🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

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Kimlu

🤣 x

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DeeBee60

😅😂🤣 very good!

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