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Time to try out a few short ones.

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A man walks into a bar with some jumper cables. The bartender looks at him and says,

"You can get something to drink but don't try to start anything."


Newton's law - "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction."

Cole's law: "Shredded cabbage, carrots and mayonnaise makes for a great salad."


Knock knock!

Who's there?


Yeah who?

Go get 'em cowboy!


There were two goldfish in a tank. One turned to the other and said,

"You man the guns and I will drive"


A very very short man was robbed. The robber was eventually found and questioned by police. They were stunned he could stoop so low.


A man is going around stealing all of the toilets at police stations.

The Police have nothing to go on.


A kid was in the hospital because he ate six plastic horses. The doctors have described his condition as stable.


A man accidentally ate a bunch of Scrabble pieces. The doctor says his next poop could spell disaster.

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Very good, thank you for my daily amusement😂🤣😂🤣

Thanks . Great way to start the day, with multiple laughs.!



Much easier on the tired eyes and addled brain after an uneasy weekend. Thank you.


Lol 😂😁🤣😀😆

Just the "pick me up" I needed. Thank you.



Good to get a chuckle 👍

Oh my, brilliant LOL 😆😆🤣 thanks for keeping us entertained LOL 😋 xxx

😂🤣🤪 x

Lol...So good to laugh!

Loved them 🐞

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