Sunday poem from Iris aka Lyd12

"Wonkavite..."

"If you are old and have the shakes,

If all your bones are full of aches,

If you can hardly walk at all,

If living drives you up the wall,

If you're a grump and full of spite,

If you're a human parasite,

THEN WHAT YOU NEED IS WONKA–VITE!

Your eyes will shine, your hair will grow,

Your face and skin will start to glow,

Your rotten teeth will all drop out

And in their place new teeth will sprout.

Those rolls of fat around your hips

Will vanish, and your wrinkled lips

Will get so soft and rosy–pink

That all the boys will smile and wink

And whisper secretly that this

Is just the girl they want to kiss!

But wait! For that is not the most

Important thing of which to boast.

Good looks you'll have, we've told you so,

But looks aren't everything, you know.

Each pill, as well, to you will give

AN EXTRA TWENTY YEARS TO LIVE!

So come, old friends, and do what's right!

Let's make your lives as bright as bright!

Let's take a dose of this delight!

This heavenly magic dynamite!

You can't go wrong, you must go right!

IT'S WILLY WONKA'S WONKA–VITE!"

[skischool]

Iris you must be on the Wonka-Vite,chasing poor Tony round the garden in this heat with not even time to post your own poems,mind you you are looking good on it. xx

[lorianxiety]

Sounds like a terrific recipe Don----Wonkavite!!

[sassy59]

Very good indeed. Hope all is well with you Iris. I’m off to find some Wonka-Vite. Take care and thank you Don. Xxxxx

[Hacienda]

Oh Dear Don & Iris, I would love to Try it these days, But The Laugh was just as Good. Took Years off me in a Good Belly Laugh. Thanks. XXXX ( I'll ask Carole (Sassy) to get me some, when she finds it ).

[RoadRunner44]

I want some NOW!. I wonder what's in it? Very good poem too.

[Bkin]

Ha ha - Loved that Don

Can we get it on prescription

Or put in the water we may drink from

Can we have it morn or night

will it make our pearly teeth whiter than white

I must get some wonka vite

I will try and try with all my might

to get the doctor to prescribe

without even a hint of a bribe

I will be on cloud 9

recommending the likes to all

Do go read about WonKa Vite

I will say ...

and spread the word every day.

Shine on Wonka Vitelings

[Lyd12]

Thanks Don, hope someone on admin can sort out my problem. Love Iris x

[Hacienda in reply to Lyd12]

Hi Iris, when I had this Problem , I decided to Click on "Question" & not "Post" it has worked ever since. Just a thought. Love to you Both. xxxx

[Lyd12 in reply to Hacienda]

Its the page that said what is your question" that I always used to send a post. That doesn't come up now. I have tried "write" button but no joy there either. Thanks for tryng to help. Love Iris x

[Jaybird19]

Just what i need ! Double dose please

[HungryHufflepuff]

Can I have some too please 🍷

[CDPO16]

I wouldn't mind a bit of that but I'm not at all sure that I want to live another 20 years given the way the world seems to be going. Is that a sign of increasing age to think that days gone by were better?!

[Kristicats]

Can you order me a bucket full Don?

[Corin1950]

We could all do with some of that, Don.

Oh to feel like that again.

Really enjoyed that rhyme.

Have a good day. Are you going to venture out in the camper van ? If so enjoy.

Love to you and Midge

X

[watergazer]

Could certainly do with some of that x

[Jamesmum]

I could do with a bucket load of it... Lol xxx

[Angelagone]

Where can I buy some ?

[Hidden in reply to Angelagone]

I think Iris makes it. It was she who asked me to post the advertisement. 😉

[Didgeydo]

Really good I needed cheering up today.thanks.xxxx

[Snowdrops_17]

Interesting Poem Son 😊👌