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The Neighbours by Midge

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I don't like the neighbours

I don't know why they came

They think that they can pat my head

Just because they know my name

But I'm the family guard dog

And no one gets round me

My job is to chase folk off

No matter who they be

Not that I am vicious

I never ever bite

I just bark and bark and bark and bark

To give them all a fright

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Quite right Midge, your slave needs protecting, he can be quite gullible.

But give him my love

Kate xx

Ah, that's lovely Midge. I can relate to the barking although last night I didn't join in with 'clap/bark for nhs/carers'. I did the last couple of weeks, which the neighbours found amusing (I was actually barking at a dog going past the end of the road but they are silly humans and didn't realise). Keep barking Midge and look after Don, he gives you treats, though not enough I'm sure. Woof and licks from a fellow terrier. Jasper πŸΆπŸ˜›


Good morning Mr.D and Midge πŸ•. She's such a clever guard dog, she even works out who's who in the"could be neighbours "

and then "who isn't a neighbour"!! These dogs of ours are just so clever. There was a programme on recently that showed all the different areas, dogs can be trained to either assist with daily living or smell hidden cash, drugs, food and more at our Airports, big events and public transport. So very, very clever. Its those that can detect cancer and other nasties that blows me away!!(and that's a hard job in itself, believe me Mr.D.).

Great rhyme which is typed by yourself but Midge told you what to write, lol πŸ€—πŸ˜‚!πŸΏπŸŒˆπŸ’•

Midge has spent so much time in the campervan where neighbours change all the time and some have looked decidedly dodgy in the past. πŸ˜‰

Yet, without distraction, she's always got your back🐢. Unconditional love and protection. Enjoy your weekend and stay safe and what's the new one ? ....."stay alert"!! πŸΏπŸŒˆπŸ’•

You're doing s great job Midge πŸ•

Ooooooh Midge - you are not a fool

Maintaining your persona

In every way you're so cool :D

Have you met Marley? Someone seems to have taught him to bark for England, just wondered?

That’s it Midge, you tell em! Let them know who’s boss. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ’–πŸŒˆ


Sounds just like my dog Jack, well done Midge. Have a great day and take care of yourself and Midge 😊 Bernadette xx xx 🌈

Sounds Like my Princess, perched on the top of Sofa to get a Panoramic View of the Post Man or anyone in Red will do. Go Midge Go. XXX

Midge you’re are such a good protector of Don x

Well done midge ,.has he got you going to the shops for him now.? Of course ,that could be an advantage that you could get Γ ll those treats you want.

Twinkle is convinced that the postman and all delivery men are out to do me terrible damage. Any child or visiting lady is invited to tickle his tummy and stroke his ears. They are such little darlings.

in reply to Littlepom

He’s a well mannered little fellow Twinkle 🐢x

in reply to Don-1931

Crafty 😊

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