A little light relief. (Hopefully)
A suspected male Coromavirus patient is lying in bed in hospital, wearing an oxygen mask. A young student nurse is passing by and he calls out from behind the mask "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, " Sorry, I don't know." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown and holds his his testicles gently, checking all around very closely and finally says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir, they look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask and says "Thank you very much for that. Now, please listen very, closely: are my test results back?!
Possible Electricity Black Outs this Winter in the UK
Dont panic.All I could think of was Corporal Jones.
Still progressing, but a little setback.
A little update on himself 
