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(Apologies if this is where I saw it first - Im losing track these days.)

Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.

Trump said I need one. I'm the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!', takes one and jumps.

Boris said 'I'm needed to sort out Britain'. He takes one and jumps.

The Pope said 'I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.' He takes one and jumps.

Angela said to the ten year old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting." The 10 year old replied: "Don't worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA took my school bag."

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Oh Great!,, Love it !

I love that one. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘


Pity really, he was going to have the coronavirus outbreak in the USA sorted by Easter. πŸ˜‰

Very funny Jean. My friend in the USA would appreciate that. Xxx😘


πŸ˜‚ Just spluttered out my cuppa. Brilliant 02 Thank you.


O2. Luv it. If only

Love it .

Brilliant! x

πŸ˜‚ if only... oops, did I really say that? 😬

I have seem similar but it is still brilliant Jean,thanks for sharing the chuckle. :)

Ski's and Scruff's x


Thank you for that laugh, thats a good one! .

Love it O2 XAnita

Sat here and howled, thank you,


Thanks for laugh . If only.......

Omg thats so funny, thank yiu x

Brilliant!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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