Worried. by Midge 🐶

He hasn't had a shave today

Or put on proper clothes

And when he last showered

I'm sure that no one knows

The bed is left unmade again

And the washing hasn't been done

If he doesn't get up going soon

I'll have to bite his bum

It's all this isolation

That's getting on his nerves

He should be told about it

But no one I know dares

[WheezyAnne]

Yes, its all a bit of a bummer Midge. Still I am having a good time watching all the bird and insect visitors to our garden. Oh, washing done, better go out into the garden to hang the washing and get some of that lovely vitamin D. You could come and stay at the end of the garden.....but you better not, you might fall in the pond and frighten the frogs away...... Keep smiling everyone, and thanks for the laugh Don.

[Pantani]

Im sure Midge is exagerating, a gent of Dons character would never let standards slip. Dons old school 😁👍

[Hidden in reply to Pantani]

I’m glad somebody has sussed out my attention seeking little friend. 😂

[Oshgosh]

I’m sure you have the courage to point out the error of his ways,Midge.

You make sure that standards don’t slip.

[sassy59]

Keep an eye on him Midge, maybe from a distance until he showers!

Stay safe both xxx 😂😘

[Hidden in reply to sassy59]

😂😘x

[Bkin]

Bite his bum Midge - go for it - he he - Sorry Don

[Hidden in reply to Bkin]

Ouch!! Thanks for that Bkin.😫

[Jaybird19]

Oh Midge , its a hard life but what can you do .? I feel so sorry for you . Will you come and live with me instead

[Hidden in reply to Jaybird19]

🧳🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

[Badbessie]

My wife got a letter today

It's contents grim to see

To sleep with her husband

Is forbidden by decree

No kisses nor cuddles

Nor touch of comfort

It's passion at three paces

For 12 weeks for me!

[Hidden in reply to Badbessie]

That could cause you endless strife

Can't you get yourself another wife? 🙄

[Badbessie in reply to Hidden]

Another wife is hard to get

With a knife through your neck.

[Hidden in reply to Badbessie]

I get the point. Ooops!

[NannyNooNoo]

I’m not at all poetic, so I can’t contribute in that way! However, I thoroughly enjoy reading through! Keep it up guys!

[Jaybird19 in reply to NannyNooNoo]

Me too

[Izb1]

Glad I have lost my sense of smell Midge, go on give him a growl and get him out of bed x

[Hidden in reply to Izb1]

I think all you are really rotten

I’ve now got dog bites on my bottom! 😧

[Caspiana]

😁 Midge Chom says "this one" here has also been neglecting laundry!! *shaking his shaggy head in utter disgust*. xx 😏

[Hidden in reply to Caspiana]

It isn’t right is it Chom, now he’s telling people I’m just seeking attention. Midge xx🐶