To all cats out there,Dr Scruff's informative video will be available on cat tv soon so watch this space.In the meantime you would do well to follow her guidance now.
1.On no account assume that your human slave is not a carrier and lick paws thoroughly after each and every encounter for at least 30 seconds purring here kitty kitty twice whilst doing so.
2.Only accepts treats offered if your slave is masked up and wearing gloves
3.Accept only Tuna from sustainable sources such as Asda or Sainsbury's,Lidel substitutes will not do
4.Make sure your slave washes your bedding daily or better still tell them to vacate their bed for your own use.
5,Beware of other infected cats in your garden,even that handsome Tom who is bound to be a carrier
6.Discard of all tissues by shredding and integrating with your discarded hair into the slaves best furnishings
7.Most importantly if your slave wishes to take you to a vet avoid it like the plague that will almost certainly be there and call catline for advice.Expect at least a 4 hour delay in answering.
Take care my 4 legged furry friends,
Love Scruff's and a missing presumed infected slave xxx