To all cats out there,Dr Scruff's informative video will be available on cat tv soon so watch this space.In the meantime you would do well to follow her guidance now.
1.On no account assume that your human slave is not a carrier and lick paws thoroughly after each and every encounter for at least 30 seconds purring here kitty kitty twice whilst doing so.
2.Only accepts treats offered if your slave is masked up and wearing gloves
3.Accept only Tuna from sustainable sources such as Asda or Sainsbury's,Lidel substitutes will not do
4.Make sure your slave washes your bedding daily or better still tell them to vacate their bed for your own use.
5,Beware of other infected cats in your garden,even that handsome Tom who is bound to be a carrier
6.Discard of all tissues by shredding and integrating with your discarded hair into the slaves best furnishings
7.Most importantly if your slave wishes to take you to a vet avoid it like the plague that will almost certainly be there and call catline for advice.Expect at least a 4 hour delay in answering.
Take care my 4 legged furry friends,
Love Scruff's and a missing presumed infected slave xxx
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We are here to do their bidding...its like the joke three animals arrive in heaven at the same time and stand at the foot if Gods throne. So God asked the biggest the horse what would he like..the horse replied.. a big field full of green grass. The dog was next abd his reply was to be able to watch ovet his master. Finally it was the cats turn what would she like. The cat gave God a withering stare and said... my seat back...you're sitting on it.
Sitting next to the cat that pops in for extra snacks very ginger and gorgeous gives me cuddles lives somewhere else but I still love him. XX Likes corona with biscuits and tuna x
FUNNY. Just made my Princess her afternoon cup of Tea, She like the Mama Mia Cup, I had the Biscuits, She knows everything just like your Scruffy. We Bought her Body Wipes & Eye Wipes from Wilco and aim to protect her, as been mentioned Animals can carry Corona, Won't stop me Kissing her. xxxx
Yes I think we all just care especially about pets or animals that just pop in for food and shelter but hey ho lets hope we all keep safe having a glass of blossom hill .ginger cat snoring next to me X
Thank you for making me smile, hope you are well Scruffs and make sure your slaves does as you say. Have a lovely evening and take care of yourself and your slaves 🤣 Bernadette xx
My pleasure Bernadette says Scruff's,you sound like a very nice slave and they are few and far between so take care yourself as i may soon need a replacement. xx
So funny Mike. I tried to adopt a very sad and dirty cat, tempted it with tuna but the rascal bit me, so that was the end of that, will stay away from our feline friends x
Daisy cat AKA Sleek/ Miss Slimkins/Diddicat/pusskin of love etc etc
Compurrs with all advice especially avoiding the VET and calling 'Feline' if your slave tries to do so. She suggests increased use of tuna lattes along with extra treats (sweets) to keep stamina up. Oh yes and fermented herring!
On a more serious note one of our local schools has been closed for a deep clean as a child has been in contact with a couple infected with coronavirus .
Anita,not good news i fear and i hope it's just a precaution and the school soon reopens but i expect that sort of news will become the norm over the next few weeks? xx
You are so funny skis. I can't imagine you being a slave to anything. Scruffs must lead a purrfect life like royalty. He sure has got you where he wants you. I had a good chuckle reading this. 🐱🐱 xx
Well, laughed my socks off. I passed this advice Holly, our cat. She has now posted it on ‘Cat Chat’. and I think it gone virus, sorry I’m meant viral.
Well thank you DrScruff master, I’m gonna take my chances in the slave/human world but you sound like you’re as paranoid as all the spooked American cats. Just stay away from Asian restaurants and out of strange trash cans and you’ll be fine🤙🏼 Have some catnip and relax🤣
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