My boss is quite a clever chap
But there's one thing that he lacks
A basic understanding
Of some simple doggie facts
We dogs all love our masters
And try to do what's right
Behave ourselves most of the time
Never get into a fight
We don't mess inside the house
But wait till we're outside
And when we feel not wanted
We just go away and hide.
But one thing that he's never grasped
Is just this one command
What is it about 'dog treats'
That he doesn't understand?
Don’t give up Midge he’ll get the message soon. Xxx 🤣🤞🏼😘
Wonderful as usual Don! I'm sure we all sympathise with Midge - that look is quite clearly saying 'treats now, please' 
Just look at her Gorgeous Face, How could you not give in. You keep that Look for your Dad Midge, He may give you an Ice Cream. mmmm nice. xxx
You need to train him better Midge. Our dog Bella has trained us all to deliver 🐕 treats on command.😋
Listen Midge and listen well i'll only tell you this one time
When you are a little four legged friend it doesn't do to whine
Just wait until he is comfy preferably laying on his bed
Pounce,strike whilst the iron is hot and land upon his head
This may seem rather drastic and you have a hill to climb
But us cats are very good at this and it works every time
So come tomorrow morning when you have practised this a bit
Those treats will appear like magic whilst he shouts for you to sit.
Love from Scruff's x
Here’s a tip for Midge and Scruffy Cat
When you’re a sheep and really quite fat
If your servant ignores your pitiful look or bleat
You can stamp with your 100kilos on their unsuspecting feet.
(That’ll get their attention)
Baaaaa 🐑
Only 96 kilos to go says Scruff's in training. x
That’s why you need more snacks Scruffs ! 👍🐑
😂😂😂😂 Oh my! Oh my! It’s Scruff the cat with character and her quiet slave! Will do. 😺🐶 Midge xx
Lovely! I recognise that pleading look on Midges doggy face. Are you depriving her ? She definitely thinks so
Twinkle knows when and at what times he gets them and he batters my ears until I comply. Aren’t they just adorable.💖
Midge is very photogenic, is she thinking of doing glamour shots?
You should see her first thing in the morning before she puts her make-up on. She has a good photographer.🙄x
You are wicked Don. It's a good job we know you are joking.🐶
How could you not love that little face, she so deserves a treat, come on Midge give him a push x
Aww, poor deprived Midge. All petsknow there are NEVER enough treats. We have a rescue dog, he's on a week's foster to adopt. He arrived on Saturday. Think there is quite a history with him so taking it very slowly and rewarding with treats. His favourite is fresh chicken!
Congratulations. One lucky dog there. 😀x
Photos please 00B_Tigger. 📸
Don't know how to attach a photo
Oh, I like it Don. They always raise a smile as this one did. Chrys
Midge,your poetry skills are brilliant
We are very well trained on the dot at 7.30pm our dog sits and stares at either me or my husband till we get up and get his treat x
Perfect! Does he stare at one of you more than the other ? 😀x
Yes my husband he’s a softer touch than me plus he gives 2 treats to my 1 but I have Max’s waistline to think about with age he can’t take too many treats same as us all unfortunately
Aww look at that face - how can you not give that little one treats. X
I try to limit what she gets so that her weight stays fine.
But I have to be so careful, else she'll start to limit mine!
😄🐶🐶X
Awww Midge remind the boss where the treats are kept and he might get the hint 😂😂. You are so cute how can he resist 🥰
Midge you are just the cutest.....you deserve many treats.
Be good.....take care of Don......and you too!!
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What an adorable picture! She truly appears to be confiding in us her frustrations.🐶🍗
How could you resist that lovely doggy face!
By looking at that fat doggy tum! 😉
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My dad graduated from ICU today! Severe Pneumonia 
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