For years and years Iβve woke him up
By licking his baldly head
This morning cos itβs Christmas Time
I thought Iβd stay in bed
But he wandered all around the place
Like a poor lost soul
Trying to do the things we do
But totally out-of control
Iβm going to have to sort him
And Iβve other things to do
I canβt lie her much longer
I need to have a poo.
Still smiling widely Don. Lovely photo. I miss having a dog as I've had one since very young. My cat had to be put to sleep just a month ago and I miss her greatly. I'd love another dog but with my health problems it wouldn't be fair to have another one. Anyway, looking forward to the lighter nights and Spring. Best wishes. Chrys
You are wise, Chrys, Midge and I only just manage and our future is uncertain.
Your wisecracking rhymes keep me smiling Don. There's so much we can all relate to in them. Look after your best friend and I'm sure he'll return the favour. Wishing you a relaxing time over the next few days. Chrys
You look so cumfy Midge you deserve a lie in.
Have a great time Christmas hope you get plenty of nibbles left under the Christmas tree
She wondered why her master had vacated that comfy bed
Was it perhaps she thought something that she had said
But then it dawned on her as the aroma became much stronger
She had farted in her masters bed and boy it was a ponger. 
How charming.ππ
Oi, Skis, trust you to lower the tone further.
Uplift, please. And higher, nobler things.
A sad and disappointed Kate, (at least Zebra keeps his bodily functions outside).
Xxx
Did i tell you about the time when Midge met Wallace and Gromit
She drank too much,made to bark and ended up sat in a pile of v****
see i can be even worser.
SirSki that took me ages to come up with the rhyming word - well done!
I am surprised your majjiesti,i had you down as a cryptic crossword specialist. xx
The delay was probably due to an awful drug reaction which has taken me several days to recover from but at least I managed to spend Christmas Day with my children and grandchild which was lovely I hope every one had the type of day they desired.
Delighted to hear you have had a nice Christmas day majji as i can't think of anyone who deserves it more.
Love Sirski's and his moggy xx
Aww that's very sweet of you SirSki - thank you and I just hope you managed to enjoy a mince pie or whatever you have not been able to eat for a while and that you had an enjoyable day - everyone on here deserves that in my book! I trust the moggy had a Merry Christmas as well?
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Afternoon Mr.D and Midge .......π«π ππ« ........ You knew it just had to be another one of your πClassic rhymes!!!! I loved it,especially as it was from MidgeππΎπΎ! I'd expect that you've done the contents of your wallet on Christmas bits and bobs?
Well here's a Merry π Christmas π to you Mr.D and Midge, not forgetting the two girls who are guarding your campervanππ
You are right about the rhymes SH, I think it's ORD
Obsessive Rhyming Disorder and I never shall be free.
A Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Hi Mr.D and I think you are quite obviously suffering from LORD.
Lots Of Rhyming Don. It's a prolific problem within the literary circle but classic examples can be gauged by the need to please others by daily rhymes! Todate there is no known cure but the urge to rhyme must be allowed otherwise life can appear quite tedious without these rhymes.
That was in the latest edition of the Medical News!π
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Smilin' and laughter! Janet127
What a merry time we have Janet, so glad you got over your bad spell. ππ€£π
Ah lovely Midge, hope you manage to sort Don out. Xxx β€οΈππ
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Lowering the tone again, Don.
What are you like?
Have a great Christmas and the best of health for 2020.
K xxx
We have to cater for the lower echelons, Kate. Merry Christmas to you and a Happy and Healthy New Year to you and your family.
Well i don't really care if you swallow that sixpence in your xmas pudding Master Po,you bought me up to be a bit rough around the edges. x
love the look on that face !! Have you heard of the Cinnamon Trust, can be very helpful with help in caring for pets.
I shall have a look, thanks.
What an adorable chum πΆπ
She does look a little tense . . . .
Midge is acting shy...like she's not excited for Christmas, and the treats!!
Merry Christmas Midge, and you to Don...lol...ππππ
Merry Christmas to you. That's very observant of you. Midge has been feeling a bit sorry for herself. She has something wrong with her ear and we have to be up early tomorrow to get to the vet for 9am. π
Poor Midge, and after such a great rhyme too. Feel better soon Midge. I'm going to be working late tomorrow. So not much of a fun day for either of us π
I hope her ear feels better....poor Midge....I do hope the Vet gives her a very good treat....after all, its Christmas eve day....
Give her lots of cuddles from me....
Feel better soon Midge!!!
Donβt blame midge for having a lie in on these dark mornings.
Thank you for all your poems always brightens my day.
Have a fantastic Christmas and better health and happiness for 2020
J
Good for Midge looks cosy πππx
HAHAHA , dear Midge. What would Don do without you? Lots of kisses and treats πͺπͺπͺ from Chom. xx π
He looks so snuggly πΆπ
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When COPD Symptoms seemed to have Changed,
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