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Where is that Don the rhymer?

I know he's somewhere here

Unless his nipped off to the pub

For his regular pint of beer

He's over stayed his time here

But I've been running late

I missed him all of last year

And now he's eight- eight!

I noticed he was slowing down

And thought I saw my chance

But that pesky dog he has

Always warns him in advance

That dog is knocking on a bit

Perhaps I should take her

But she's got so many supporters here

I don't think I would dare

G.Reaper

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SquirrelsHolt profile image
SquirrelsHolt

Good morning Mr.D and Midge and keep an eye out for that very Grim Reaper!! No way need he think for one tiny second, that he is contemplating an enormous upset on our site here ..... without our Mr.D & Midge for our daily rhymes,well life would not be the same. I think the Grim Reaper (and isn't he grim as in G.R.I.M. ....i mean he hardly greets you with a welcoming smile does he?).

Dont you worry Mr .D. because Midge has your back and everyone here would notice by 1030am if you've not posted a rhyme, that something is a miss and we will find you and bring you back, safely to where you are very much needed!!👍💖🐿x

in reply to SquirrelsHolt

Perhaps I should change my name to 'Coughing Dodger'?

majji profile image
majji in reply to

or perhaps Coffin Dodger Cap'n - at least for the next 75 years please?

in reply to majji

You’ve got it Margaret 👍😀x (Not for 75 years I’m afraid.)

majji profile image
majji in reply to

Ok I will adjust my expectations to 64 years then Cap'n x

RoadRunner44 profile image
RoadRunner44

I'm still smiling Don! Love it! Chrys

Izb1 profile image
Izb1

Well the GRIM can keep his pesky hands of both Midge and Mr D, he is our daily laugh, for which I am badly in need of. Thank you Don for putting a smile on my face x😋

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skischool

Beware Master Po he doesn't catch you in the pub

The beer would then taste bitter and you would miss out on the grub

But worry not cos we have our eyes on that fellow called Grim Reaper

And every time he comes around he sets off our alarm bleeper

We will turn up in our droves to move the bugger on

Cos he ain't never gonna deprive us of our super rhyming Don. :) x

in reply to skischool

Aw! I can sleep peacefully now, thank you. 🤗x

sassy59 profile image
sassy59

No way is G. Reaper getting anywhere near you or Midge dear Don. Take care xxx 😍😇😘❤️

cofdrop-UK profile image
cofdrop-UK

Grim I have two rude words to say

Which actually mean ‘go away.’

Cx

in reply to cofdrop-UK

I don't believe you even know two rude words. 😇x

cofdrop-UK profile image
cofdrop-UK in reply to

🙀🤫😉

Xx

majji profile image
majji in reply to cofdrop-UK

I can guess just what they are ;-)

Lizzie34 profile image
Lizzie34 in reply to cofdrop-UK

Haha love it

Lyd12 profile image
Lyd12

Don't even joke about it, Don, you know the saying - "I know we don't live forever, but I thought he would make an exception in my case".

in reply to Lyd12

Well I know we don't live for ever. That came as more of a shock than hearing about Father Christmas! 😮

Dilly2 profile image
Dilly2

Love the Grim Reaper pic .

I'm 16 years younger but I feel just the same when I'm under the weather which is more often as time goes on I think you to have all the support Midge is just your sidekick 🐕 (please don't tell Midge what I said take care.

Dilly, the only support I have keeps my hernia in place. Whilst I'm writing this Midge is getting my tea ready. I wouldn't dare tell her what you said. 😉

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Lyd12 in reply to

Re your hernia Don,, Tony's doctor didn't approve of them, have you heard this?

in reply to Lyd12

There are many different types of hernia, mine is abdominal and I hoped to have it fixed by keyhole surgery but they wouldn’t/couldn’t do that. It’s not a big problem.

majji profile image
majji in reply to

I had one fixed Cap'n, just a little plastic patch (I assume) holds what needed to be held in place in the appropriate area - No biggie ;-)

Jaybird19 profile image
Jaybird19

Thats horrible --- but cannot help laughing . Send him away , Don.

SORRELHIPPO profile image
SORRELHIPPO

You have reminded me, it is time for all the versions of A Christmas Carol, very good grim reapers.

joyce74 profile image
joyce74

Leave him alone, he’s not going anywhere for a long time

Caspiana profile image
Caspiana

Hello Don. 😀

In Japan there are eight special birthdays celebrated between (and including) the 60th and 100th years. The 88th year (beiju,米寿). This is the character for rice 米, it means wealth, and much wholesomeness.

Your next special birthday will be your 90th (Sotsuju卒寿). Then your 99th year (hakuju,白寿) and following that your 100th year, (hyakuga 百賀). So you see you have not completed your cycle yet, and therefore cannot be taken by the reaper, though Midge is to be much praised for her efforts!

Love,

Cas xx 🙋🐕🐾💕

in reply to Caspiana

That is so reassuring Cas, thank you. I’m not too worried about ‘wealth’, I still have a bob or two left’, but that ‘wholesomeness’ sounds very attractive. 🙂

As for the 90th, 99th and 100th I got so excited I nearly expired on the spot, saved only by my recently discovered reaperproofness. 😍😘

I won’t ask you how you are doing, I expect you are fed up with answering that, I can tell from your words that you are doing exceptionally well.🧐😀x

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Hacienda

I think all of us severe Lungie's no matter what age, Dread the Reaper, So Behold Don you still have a Spring in your step at 88, we all Want to be like you and reach 88, with Sound Mind, with a Midge to care of us. ( Yesterday he could have been at my Door) waiting all day for Meds that keep us going. Love to you & Midge. xxx

in reply to Hacienda

I read about your distress over the prescription business. Just a little initial thoughtfulness could have saved you from that. 😠

Croydonia profile image
Croydonia

You’re not going anywhere Don, we won’t let you!

Whitechinchilla profile image
Whitechinchilla

😂😂😂😂😂xx

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