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Dog's Teeth.

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Dogs must clean their teeth it said

I passed this on to Midge

She didn't pay much attention

Her eyes were on the fridge

We started off by fixing

Her the tooth brush on her paw

That is when the troubled started

It kept banging on the floor

I put the toothpaste on the brush

Meaty flavoured stuff

It quickly disappeared

And she couldn't get enough

I read the message once again

And with a little grin

Ripped it up in little bits

And chucked it in the bin.

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sassy59

🤣🤣 oh Midge, what must it be like living with Don? Crazy! Lots of fun too of course. Xxx 😘💖😘💖

in reply to sassy59

🤣 Don’t believe everything I say Carole. 🤥🤡😘

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sassy59 in reply to

I don’t xxxx 😂😘💖👍❤️

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Awe Midge you do run rings around your master, but give us lots of fun. Have a lovely day Don and take care of yourself 😊 Bernadette xx

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skischool

Scruff's listened to your advice Master Po

And after so much brushing her fangs began to glow

Now we don't need to put on a light

And it's impossible to sleep at night

That is the last time we listen to our guru you know. :) x

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majji in reply to skischool

That made me laugh SirSki, well done :-)

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majji

Sorry Cap'n I don't have the energy to don my proofreaders hat .... ;-)

in reply to majji

Does it show that much?🤔 We are all rooting for you to get that energy back.😘😘

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skischool in reply to

Hear hear,my rooting tools are working overtime for our dear majji. :) x

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majji in reply to skischool

SirSki, I hope you can keep those rooting tools working 24 hours a day for me or possibly do double time and up it to 48 hours per day :-) x

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skischool in reply to majji

Lets not fart around dear lady,consider them trebled as of now. :) xx

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majji in reply to skischool

Trebled it is then SirSki and I thank you, now am climbing the wooden stairs so will say goodnight - sleep tight! xx

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skischool in reply to majji

You too sleep well dear majji and try to cram in some nice dreams as well. :) xx

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majji in reply to skischool

I can but try SirSki - thankfully I seldom dream nowadays - I just drop off with the tv on which is hopefully set to turn itself off when I actually remember to do that lol :-) x

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skischool in reply to majji

Maybe if you tune into dream tv before you shut your eyes you may catch the first episode of a dream. :) xx

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majji in reply to skischool

I would rather tune in to Have I Got News For You tbvh ;-)

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majji in reply to

The energy return may take some time Cap'n as I will be receiving two different types of treatment and apparently that will be somewhat tougher to bounce back from xx Not that I am doing so much bouncing of late lol ;-)

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You must explain to your dear cat

That it's a different game we're at

A cats a cat and a dogs a dog

With a far far bigger gob

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skischool in reply to

She was too busy acting as a torch for the BT engineer who called rather earlier than expected.normal service has not been restored just yet,maybe later?

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SquirrelsHolt

Good morning Mr.D and Midge and her teeth!!🐕There's only one song that springs to mind,by the late,great Sinatra ...🎤 ..... "Fang's for the memories" . Excellent rhyme to kick start our Monday's!💞

in reply to SquirrelsHolt

Big groan! 😂

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SquirrelsHolt in reply to

Feeble attempt of me trying to slip in a joke ..... I always was rubbish and still am! Oh well, ce la vie😂

in reply to SquirrelsHolt

You make me laugh SH, you are good fun. 😀

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SquirrelsHolt in reply to

Thank you Mr.D and will most happily take that as a compliment from someone who is a true soldier(with Midge) and ploughs on through thick or thin . I'd take my hat off to you 🎩, only I've not got one .... well you try and find one that'll fit a 🐿 squirrel!!!💕

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JANET127

Mr Don! funny! Your brain thinks of the darndest things! LOL

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It just likes to remind me that it's present, if not very correct. 🤷‍♂️😘

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Catnip

I can see the performance!! Thanks.

Catnip

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