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Worried - by Midge 🐢

Don-1931
Don-1931
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I'm worried about my master

I know he's got quite old

But he makes it difficult

For me to do as told

We have the same routine each day

So I know what to do

But now he keeps forgetting things

Like letting me out to pooh

He gets in his reclining chair

And sleeps throughout the day

When I would rather be

Outside to have a play

Then when I want a sleep myself

He's up and wade awake

He forgets what time it is

What action should I take?

I'll have to keep reminding him

Then happy we will be.

Last night he ate my Bonio

And gave me cake for tea!

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Damon1864
Damon1864Volunteer

Awe Midge I'm sure your forgetful master will soon sort himself out and things will be back to normal.

Jack,the jack Russel.

Have a great weekend Don, take care of yourself 😊 Bernadette xx

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RoadRunner44

So, so clever Don, and I bet there will be many of us who will relate to the contents of your poem. Its actually quite a comfort knowing this and that I'm not on my own. Chrys

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Carnival567

Hi Midge, Bracken calling. You’ve definitely let your master go. You need an appropriate bark, or to leap on him, or both. My boss and missis don’t realise it but even though I give the impression of being a thoroughly well behaved spaniel I have actually got them well under control by these methods! Lots of love to you and your β€˜boss’ Don.

Bracken, the subversive cocker spaniel xx

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sassy59

Oh my goodness Midge, what is a girl to do?

Sleepy headed Don needs to keep an eye on you.

Daily constitutionals really are a must,

You can’t hold on for hours or are liable to go bust.

Wakey wakey lovely man I need to move apace,

If that gets you nowhere then maybe lick his face!

Thank you once again Don. XxxπŸ‘β€οΈπŸ’–β€οΈ

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Whitechinchilla

Aaaaw. Xxx

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K4ttt
K4ttt
in reply to sassy59

πŸΆπŸ’‹πŸ‘πŸ½

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Don-1931

Bye 'eck, you're getting good at this. 😁😘x

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skischool
skischool
in reply to Don-1931

This is getting dangerous Master Po the lass is getting prolific now and there is no stopping her.but then again would we want to ?she is very good. :) x

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Don-1931
Don-1931
in reply to skischool

Good? I think she could see us both off. πŸ₯Ίx

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sassy59
sassy59
in reply to Don-1931

Never Don! Xxx 😍😍😘😍

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sassy59
sassy59
in reply to skischool

Thank you for such lovely comments. Xxxx😘

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2greys

Hello Midge, I am Cinders, an African Grey Parrot, and I love the occasional Bonio too, it gives my beak a really good workout and is just the right size to hold in my claw.

My carer also collects the dust and crumbs from my pellet food, mixes it with an egg and palm oil then bakes it into little fairy cakes for me. I am lucky and get the best of both worlds.

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Don-1931
Don-1931
in reply to 2greys

What a lovely carer you have Cinders I bet he doesn’t pinch your Bonios by mistake. Nice to meet you. Midge xx

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SquirrelsHolt

Good morning Midge and Mr.D! Such a loyal, well educated and clever boy you are .......Midge πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Now maybe a bark or a whimper might get the old fella up from his recliner chair. However if that fails i have had words with our HazelπŸ• and we have a "Plan B". πŸ€«πŸ™Š. Just give us the nod and we'll be over in a jiffy, lol πŸ˜‚.

Great rhyme Mr D & Midge but watch out because

Sassy59 is hot on your tails and maybe just maybe ... after your position? I speak without being able to back up my thoughts but that lady has been steadily learning from the Master of All Rhymes for some time now. 😜

sarsyp.s. Sorry cant delete the "sarsy" word!πŸ’ž

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Don-1931

Carole has been a good rhymer since she was a girl I believe. Midge is a female BTW. There’ll be no shortage of rhymes when clogs have been popped. πŸ˜€πŸ˜˜

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SquirrelsHolt

Absolutely no clogg popping anytime yet Mr.D πŸ˜‚πŸ’ž

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sassy59

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’‹

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SquirrelsHolt

Only wish there was a clogg emoji eh, ... Ooh,the fun we could've had Sassy59 ( so sorry can't seem to erase and impostor going by the name of sassy67). πŸ’ž

Sassy67

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sassy59

πŸ‘πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜€

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Collie4

Love reading your rhymes .πŸ™‚

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Hacienda

Midge you are going on X Factor & you'll win, and then Meet The Queen of England, You can chatter away about Don & Philip, about Don being a Fantastic Master & a Dam Good Driver....Ha Ha. Love to you & Midge Don. xxxx

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HungryHufflepuff

Midge I would say as long as you’re getting the cake, keep quiet and don’t say anything. You’re definitely getting the better deal here. 🍰

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Don-1931

πŸ˜‚ Don’t you encourage my dog like that!

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peege

Midge, give him a nudge.get him to do what I do & use my smart phone to set reminders....it might just work πŸ’©

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JANET127

Great one..but I must tell everyone here that if your more forgetful and sleepy...a bit confused...one of my clients a male had a urinary track infection and it depletes the sodium and potassium in your brain! I noticed in a nursing home my boyfriend RIP was getting confused and not as alert. I asked the nurse to give him a UTI test. Sure enough, he had one! I have seen ladies be put in Nursing homes and all it was is a UTI!!! I get them a lot! So I warn everyone! Even you Mr Don! LOL Janet127

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Gladwyn
Gladwyn
in reply to JANET127

Thank you Janet for that information. I’ve made a note of it in my notebook . πŸ€”

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Don-1931

Thank you Janet, I shall mention it to my medical man when next I see him.

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Hellodolly

Poor Midge feels she’s neglected so

Despite her life of clover

She really has not much too wrong

At least it’s not all over.

There’s chum for tea and barks galore

While master snoozes gently

With walks and fun and no one glum

It could be much worse mentally!

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Croydonia

Does Midge’s name come from that children’s programme, Mary Mungo and Midge? I think it was about two children and a dog.

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Don-1931
Don-1931
in reply to Croydonia

I think it was more from an uncomfortable holiday in Scotland. She is really Midge 2, my previous JRT was called Midge, a one syllable easy to shout loudly name.πŸ™‚

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MoyB

Brilliant! xx Moy

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Shirleyj

😊😊🐢🐢🐾🐾

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Susan1200

πŸ’•πŸ€πŸ’•

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Johnem

Ate her Bonio, hahaha!

You really shouldn't have done that.

To do so was a farce.

Go and see your doctor...

Should you start to lick your ar*se.

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Don-1931
Don-1931
in reply to Johnem

🀣

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K4ttt

Hey Midge I had to reply as in 4 minutes times I will be 5 πŸŽ‚ I will share my Birthday Cake 🍰 with you as enough for me & you two my awesome doggie 🐢 friend love Buttercup Princess πŸ‘‘ Of Wales 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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HungryHufflepuff

Happy birthday Buttercup πŸΆπŸŽ‡πŸŽ‡πŸ•πŸŽ‚πŸ©πŸŽˆπŸŽπŸΎ

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K4ttt

Woof woof HungryHufflepuff .. Thank you πŸ™ a piece of cake 🍰 for you too πŸΆπŸ’‹

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Don-1931
Don-1931
in reply to K4ttt

I’ve been asked to pass on Midge’s good wishes to Buttercup Princess of Wales and thank her for the cake. She’s a bit too shy to speak to the Princess herself. πŸ™„

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K4ttt
K4ttt
in reply to Don-1931

Ahhh thank you Don, Buttercup said don’t be shy Midge & sends her love & kisses too & β€οΈπŸ’‹

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majji

Loved it lol

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