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My Poem 🐕

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My owner takes me for a walk

Down the road each day

I stop at all the gate-posts

At some a while I’ll stay

I’m picking up my s-mail

Which friends have left for me

We dogs don’t have computers

Like humans do you see

Now this one here’s from Rover

He hasn’t been too well

But now he’s feeling better

By sniffing I can tell

And so I carry on reading

About all these doggie things

And humans just don’t understand

The pleasure that it brings.

(Bum sniffing is reading their profile.) 🐾🐾🐾

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SquirrelsHolt

💞🐕🐾🐾Morning Mr.D and loving your poem very much. Our dog Hazel loves to put her very sensitive and clever nose to good use too and loves nothing better than stopping at every conceivable smell for at least a few mins,which means a walk can take 30 mins just to get 300 yards up the field!

Hope you have a good weekend Mr.D and girls! 💞

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skischool

My name is little Scruffy,i'm not a clever cat

So i just go in the garden where other cats have s*at

I also love to roll in things,i'm silly as can be

Cos i could go back indoors and use the tray to pee.

Good morning Master Po,in fine fettle again i see.

Grasshopper and Scruff's x

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Morning Grasshopper, pretty good yourself I see. 😉

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middling i believe is the expression Don,but at least it isn't raining...Yet? :) x

That's what they say Don dogs are collecting there messages from their friend's see who have been around. 👍😂x

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JANET127

Mr Don! I am amazed at the topics you come up with! Who else would talk about Dog $hit! LOL Janet127

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😂 I should have been a politician.

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SORRELHIPPO

Lovely, that is the joy of walking a dog is it not. What used to amuse me, was that I was expected to stand around and not mind, when they found a smell. However if I found someone to talk to, they just barked and tried to pull me on.

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Shirleyj

My dogs are proper sniffers 🐶🐶xx

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Whitechinchilla

Fabulous story Oh Venerable Don.

I’ll never look at the dogs in the park next door in the same way again 😊

in reply to Whitechinchilla

Ha ha, don't go trying read their messages now, they are private. 🤣

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🤣🤣

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