I recommend denture fix
To hold things in their place
Unless you want to enter
The great retrieval race
When you start your coughing
You'll find out all too soon
If your teeth aren't firmly fixed
They'll shoot across the room
If there's more than one of you
On who this disaster fell
Finding out which ones are yours
There's only one way to tell!.
Perhaps "Gorilla Glue" could be the answer?
😂😂😂😂.. it’s when I sneeze .. I forget! out they fly.. I laugh.. but some people are shocked! 😂😂😂😂
Oh dear! ...thinking.... is it too late to delete this poem? 🤣
Don't do that Don! Where would we be without your wonderful sketches - words and pictures? 
No don’t delete it. We love your ditties Don especially when they are so true to life😂😂😂
Brilliant, so funny (and true) lol. Love burs xxxx
Haha...thank you for that xx
Brilliant as always Don. Xxx
Oh thanks Mr.D.after the morning I've had, it was touch and go,if even your rhymes could make me at least smile. So I'm very happy to say..... "YES"...you made me 😃 smile!
Being a ARTIST..I reline my own teeth! It really is quite easy...Wish I could reline my FEET!... Do you draw your pictures above the poem Don? Great Poem!
😂 That happened to my Aunt chewing a toffee she coughed and her dentures shot out with the toffee still affixed 😂 Thanks for that made me chuckle x
It is extraordinary what you manage to make a rhyme out of, and make it funny...I really enjoyed it. I can't find any fixative that lasts longer than a few hours, there is one that is better than the others, but you can't use it very much or often, so I end up with "oozing" to contend with - double ugh....
I don't have much jawbone left, a challenge for the dentist.
So long as you enjoy reading them I shall continue to enjoy writing them. Thank you.
Brilliant 😬😬😬
Years ago a mischievous cousin decided to swap over the mugs containing their dentures at the bedsides of her parents for a laugh. When my aunt got up she realised the teeth were not hers when she put them in her mouth. Uncle had already left for work and got an ear bashing when he got back homefor daring to wear his wife's teeth which he said had felt strange especially when eating his lunch time sandwich.
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Very timely rhyme Don, Tony has just got his first set of dentures and is not enjoying it at all. Uncomfortable and sore mouth, I got him some Abasol gel which is helping. Might have to choose the right moment to show him the rhyme...!
Oh poor lad, I went through that 18 months ago and have only recently been able to enjoy my favourite pork cracklings with my Sunday roast. The only comfort I can offer is to say it was well worth all the pain. 👍💪
That so reminds me of my Mum! She had loose fitting dentures top and bottom and occasionally used to lose them - we kids thought it hilarious!!! Luckily, it's not a problem I currently have to face myself. Great ode, Don! xx Moy
very good thank you reminds me of a story my late Mum would tell of a young nurse first time on an elderly ward she was told to collect and clean the patients dentures - which she duly did only unfortunately she had put them all in a bowl together so had no idea after which teeth belonged to whom xx
