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Don pens final poem before commencing on intensive training programme for PR course with a difference.Midge seeks retreat in Shaolin monastery.

Much respect grasshopper Ski's and untrained scruff's.xx

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sassy59

Excellent skis. Ah so!

You can do it Don. Xxx 🤞🏼😘💖

I'm holding my application to run the 2019 London Marathon in aid of the charity 'MORE BLINGS FOR SKI'. 😎

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skischool in reply to

Such a generous gesture ,so the PR training exercise is just the means to an end,very cunning and that is why you are the Master. :) x

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Caspiana in reply to

Hahahaha 😂

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Caspiana

I am sure you will be able to get back on the course Don. They just want to be careful. xx 😊👍

in reply to Caspiana

And so it came to be Cas, thank you. 😘

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Jolly good!! 😊

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megshafer

😂😂🤗🤗🐉🐉 You will be at the head of the class Don!! Take it slow and easy...and take care.

Hello to Midge.....🐈🎅

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mellyme

This flipped me out.

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Sandyeggo in reply to mellyme

Hey Mel enlighten me what the hell are they talking about?🤷‍♀️I’m so confused, is that 86 y/o dude running as in one foot in front of the other? And why did the dog have to get tossed under the...? You know what I was gonna say but I don’t want to freak these guys out w/slang they could take literal right ? Yeah I am✌️

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Sandyeggo

I don’t really know what the heck you’re talking about except Mr Rhymer is separated from her highness Midge at present an I think she’s too old to be putting up with anybody’s crap and not having her trusty lap to park her sweet little self on but what do I know I’ve only got a little over 350lbs of pups at my house. I hope they’re ok as well as yourself, how is your new overhaul workin for ya? Has Scruff gotten over being mad at you yet? I’m sure she held onto it at least a week. Cats be like that

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skischool in reply to Sandyeggo

Sandyeggo Our Master Poet Don has been invited to partake of the benefits of a pulmonary rehabilitation programme in the New Year,this is your equivalent of 'surfing for seniors' and is not to be taken light heartedly,hence an initial assessment to ensure he won't meet a watery grave so to speak.His devoted pooch Midge is well and by his side and currently enjoying the company of a small gifted knitted cuddly creature.

Hoping you are now more informed of events in the motherland.

Ski's and Scruff's xx

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Sandyeggo in reply to skischool

Ha ha that’s cute Mr Ski, if you’re in the “motherland” I’m on the Mothership oh and btw I’m on it with my friends Led Zepplin

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skischool in reply to Sandyeggo

I take that is metaphorically speaking and you are not indeed on that 'stairway to heaven' made famous by your Zepplin friends? :)

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Sandyeggo in reply to skischool

Ok rock and roll 101 Mothership is/was a famous record album made famous with a compilation of all Zeppelin’s greatest hit songs, although with my vertigo presently kicking my hind quarters I do feel somewhat like I’m flying on some strange aircraft flying on top of that stairway! But I can breath today so I’m happy on that😀

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Hacienda

Nice One Ski's. From now on I will always have a Vision of Master Po Looking like this...Er, I mean The Great Don. Ha ha xxxx

We are confusing the Colonials, Ski! Midge is fine Sandyeggo now that she has Dolly to keep her company. 🙂

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Oh I’m so glad she’s fine w/her new toy and hopefully treating dolly nice-LOL I am sitting here laughing remembering how one of my old girls would drag her dolly around, love an cuddle it, sleep with it or on it none the less take care of it. Whereas my other female who chose NOT to breed would have Dolly’s limbs torn off an all the fluffy inards flying around the house basically pulverize it an I would pretend to cry for dead doll and hold and console the torn up pile of trash then hide it somewhere like a cupboard or the FREEZER my favorite place , just try to find something in my freezer I dare ya. I am so relieved to know you’re both fine. I would like to know roughly what they’ll have planned for you at “ PR”? Some type of excercise program💪🏼🏋️‍♀️⛹️‍♂️🧘‍♂️? Eat well, drink lots of water( unless you’re fluid restricted) and enjoy great sleep I hope after all your exertion! I find the days I work hardest I sleep fantastic for 8 hrs straight! Magnificent since other nights it’s more like 3-4. If surfing is anywhere in your future you must have a wetsuit prepared I’m sure it’s crazy cold there cuz it’s a little more than chilly here. I recommend gloves and booties unless you plan to make it a profession. We are fortunate here to still have lots of seniors in the water-our best teachers an asset to our community that serves the world of tourism! I look forward to hearing all about your new adventures an even on the days where it’s not fun and maybe even horrible try to push through and think of all of us cheering you on! Truly HAPPY NEW YEAR

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majji

I like the slippers . . . .

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skischool in reply to majji

I am rather keen on the top and pants but not so much on the pony tail. :) xx

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Hacienda in reply to skischool

OOh Stephen Seagal pony Tail XXX

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2greys in reply to skischool

Nothing wrong with pony tails, mine is much longer than Stephen Seagal's at 19" or 500 mm long.

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skischool in reply to 2greys

They look far better on miniature horses and pretty young ladies, and who is Stephen Seagull? :)

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2greys in reply to skischool

Jonathan Livingstone Seagull's brother, you asked for that one.

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Hacienda in reply to skischool

Ha Ha ha

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Sandyeggo in reply to skischool

Ahh shucks you’re no fun, you don’t like the ponytail? Everybody who’s anybody at my house( me,my husband and my brother) we all have ponytails/braid whatever-long hairs rock dude! Didn’t The Beatles and The Stones an all the cool kids come from over there by your house? LOL. So sorry maybe rocknroll ain’t your bag tho the punk rock scene had to stroll thru your neighborhood with all the shiny slick bald heads didn’t it? Would love to hear about it

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2greys

You have to read the book.

youtu.be/qDbToBxhZUo

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Candyred

Ah Grasshopper take it easy you must xx❤️

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Izb1

Your one crazy guy, but very funny x

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majji

The facial hair is almost stylish . . . . I feel a need to ask about the difference? . . . . I really enjoyed my PR course . .

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