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Message from G.Reaper.

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Has anybody here seen Don-Rhymer

I've looked for him everywhere.

I've told him that his time is up,

But he doesn't seem to care.

He shoots off in his campervan

With that little dog he's got.

I'd thought I nearly had him

When his lungs began to rot.

One day I'm going find him,

To play the final scene

For now I'll put the fear up him,

Because it's Halloween.

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Damon1864 profile image
Damon1864Volunteer

You can always make us smile Don, thank you.

😁 Bernadette xx

sassy59 profile image
sassy59

Grim reaper you can try your best,

To find our lovely Don

Seek him here and there you pest,

Then just wander on,

He’s not ready to go just yet

But when he is you’ll know so

Just let Don and his lovely pet,

On their merry way to go. Xxxxx

in reply to sassy59

👏👏👏👏

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HungryHufflepuff

Dear Mr Reaper,

It has come to my attention that you seek the whereabouts of Mr Rhymer. Being the case that Mr Rhymer is poet in residence here, he automatically has diplomatic immunity from your good self. The aforementioned gentleman may under no circumstances be approached herein or sought by any means therefore I suggest you put your scythe to good use and do some grass cutting then be on your way forthwith. Failure to comply will result in undesirable consequences for yourself.

Sincerely,

Mr Rhymer’s self-appointed legal jargon provider.

in reply to HungryHufflepuff

🤣👏👏

Caspiana profile image
Caspiana

Be gone hapless Reaper

Our Don is here to stay

Take your cloak and sickle

And flee the light of day

For even if it's Halloween 🎃👻

You have no say

Be gone hapless Reaper

You shall not take Don today 😠

in reply to Caspiana

👏👏Thanks Cas 😘

hypercat54 profile image
hypercat54

Don darling it isn't your time just yet so stay with us please. We need you and your lovely poems to keep us going. xx

in reply to hypercat54

I think you are a right little ‘goer’ anyway Pussycat. 😉

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hypercat54 in reply to

Ha ha in my youth. Now it's just in my head :D xx

What lovely replies. :-)

Thank you, thank you. :-)

Candyred profile image
Candyred

Brilliant! Made me chuckle x

ScouseTaffy profile image
ScouseTaffy

Love it

Izb1 profile image
Izb1

Another fab one from our Don and the rest of the cast, this had me laughing out loud, just love it, thank you all x

Piperava profile image
Piperava

Brilliant, you should put all your poems together and publish a book.

in reply to Piperava

That's kind of you to say so, but what would I be doing with a book? I will be 87 next week and my only purpose for writing at all is to entertain my friends on here who are suffering from lung problems as I am myself. ;-)

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SquirrelsHolt in reply to

That's just such a "typical Don"/reply!!

The Grim Reaper can't catch you yet....you're far to much needed here dear friend!

Hacienda profile image
Hacienda

Oh Don. You are the Man to Cheer us up on a dark day like this. My Goodness you Keep us all enthralled with your Magic Pen & Wand to Point your Words in our Direction to make us all Smile on a Grim Day that is Today. Just Like "Harry Potter" you Come Back with more Spine Chilling Wizardry. Our Don is protected by this Magical Forum from all Reapers. Love n Hugs Don. XXXX

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MoyB

Kick that Grim Reaper into touch! We need you here, Don. Thanks for the ode - great one, and so are all the replies. Had me laughing this morning. xx Moy

watergazer profile image
watergazer

Wonderful - made me smile. Thank you Don

K-Kilcoyne profile image
K-Kilcoyne

He can keep searchin'

We're not givin'

We will keep hidin'

We will keep livin'

He can shout and scream

We will laugh at him

in reply to K-Kilcoyne

👍

mechex profile image
mechex

Sigue buscando.

roz38 profile image
roz38

Excellent poem and all the banter afterwards. I read it all out loud for my other half to give him a laugh. Roz x

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Kittykat2

Another great one..... thanks Don X

Nicholatracy profile image
Nicholatracy

Brilliant

monju profile image
monju

😂 Really shall lock my doors...

WheezyAnne profile image
WheezyAnne

Brilliant poems and banter. Thank you

undine profile image
undine

love it - thank you - the old bu**er has been hovering over me too - but not got me yet - let's hope he leaves us both alone for awhile longer xx

in reply to undine

😀👍

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hoping2improve

Brilliant. you keep on travelling x

Danielmystar profile image
Danielmystar

And you've made me smile again thank you Don x

in reply to Danielmystar

Good havens that’s an old one. Glad you liked it. 😊x

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