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Phew!!

I once was fat and chubby,

And wanted to lose weight.

Then hot weather came along,

At first I thought it great.

But now I think I've had enough,

And wish that it would rain.

Cos if it doesn't happen soon

I'll have dripped right down the drain.

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Brilliant ❤️

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Sending you a nice cool beer Master Po . :)

Ski's and a cool cat.x

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Ah......I was beginning to wonder where you were, good to have a chuckle again. Have to say - even 'just plodding' has been a bit too much today.

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Fantastic take a bow😂 love Bernadette xx

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Same here Don, got lots more melting to go yet thoug lol. Xxx 😘💖🤣

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Perfect, but I think I would need many,many,many heatwaves before I would lose weight 😞 lol Peg xxx

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I'm sure that's not true Pegbl. 😊 Bernadette xx

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Ohhhhhbut it is.....just like somebody keeps pumping me up with a by cycle pump while I'm asleep lol🤣XxxPeg

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Haha..😃😃

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So glad to see you again.

We’d missed you.

Love and a slippery hug

K xxxx

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May I echo that please. Missed you very much Don xx

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Only said to my wife today that I hadn't seen your posts , glad to see your still on top form Don.

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So good to read you "have returned"!! This very hot weather is a testing time for us and our four legged friends. I wonder,does Midge swim? Have you been coping ok in this weather?

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We both used to swim when we were younger, now we just have cold showers to keep cool.

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Hello Don. 😊

Very nice to see you. xx 🙋🐕

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Nice to see you back Don.love your poem

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Hi Don, Welcome Back, and of course Slim Midge. This ode reflects a few of us I'm sure, always looking for a way to lose weight...Thank You. Ha Ha Love n Hugs xxx

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Our own poet loiret,Mr Don Rhymer,Ive lost 4st Don..naaa that's a lie put on more like 🙄 all the ice cream to cool down to blame lol

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It certainly is a grand time for losing weight - salads are much more tempting in this weather. I',m 65.1 kg this morning and blood pressure back in the more normal range.

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Very good Don. Keep them coming. I read them all. I will send you my big floor standing fan, hope it helps. We haven't had heat like this for years. x

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What fun! That has cheered me up.

Dan

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Hooray! You're back!! You've been missed, Don. Love the ode today - spot on! xx Moy

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If only Don-Rhymer, if only 🤣😂.

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There's time yet! :-o

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Good one Don ! I wondered where you were. Probably off with your little caravan no doubt. Did you see Stone's post about dog's feet getting burnt in this weather ? I'd hate the thought of little Midge suffering. At first, although I absolutely hate hot weather, I told myself at least I'm saving on central heating, But I've got fans going day and night so I don't know how that will affect bills. Anyway it's good to see you back Don. Love to you and a kiss on the nose for Midge. Sheila xx

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LOLLOL That is GREAT!!! What a good mind you have! I am a poet also!

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Ha,ha,ha. Great.

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love it and can relate.

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so cute

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Great, as funny as ever. Thanks

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