Jumping to conclusions,
Is a silly thing to do.
It's probably not those tablets,
That have caused you feeling blue.
You think the Aunty B's you take
Need to be more strong.
And the nurse and doctor
Can't convince you that you're wrong.
I do though have a problem.
Joking all apart.
My glasses seem to fall to bits,
Every time I fart.
A little tip. Try to avoid folding the arms in. Opening and closing them weakens the shroud on the arms and they then the little stub on the hinge pulls out. Once that happens they never fit tightly when you put them together again. Just my observation from wearing them full-time for 60 years.
Thanks 2G, I'm taking them back from whence they came, less than 12months ago, with some choice words. 
It's when the lens falls out as well, and you don't realise when you put them on.....sudden deterioration in eyesight fright!
Then you need a second pair of glasses to see to fix the first .
Fortunately the lens hung in there, brave little chap, but the screw made off. 
Oupsss Don!! Time to get « buy one 👓get one free 👓» !!
Hope your day gets better x
Fran
I paid £300 for those specs less than a year ago! I’m taking my campervan for it’s MOT this morning so I’m hoping my day does improve Fran xx
Glasses cost a fortune!! Nothing is made to last these days..so we had our moan 😃 I feel better already. Im going to pool and physio ready to endure more healthy pain so they say..😉
Go for it Don!! xx
Great poem Don but screws on specs need checking regularly. Hope you get them sorted. Xxxx🤓
Took specs back to the Optician who fitted a new screw and put a drop of LOCTITE on both.
Don I laughed so much I nearly choked! I love that almost every time I search for something on this forum, one of your rhymes pops up. There must be a whole wealth of them out there for me to discover 😎
There’s more than a couple of hundred scattered about by now, some have become ‘hidden’ because I left the group and changed my name when I came back. Some considered too naughty were deleted.
Oh ... So that's why everyone panicked when you posted your Popeye rhyme 🤣
Good to know there's a whole lot more rhymes around the place for me to discover.
😇😉
lung volume reduction through value insertion
pleurisy do you think I have this and if so what should I do?
Dry Skin especially on the face. 
Just to say thank you everyone.
BBQS should be banned
