i received two letters today from our charming post person,he/she loves to fold them almost in origami fashion and occasionally tear of the corners before thrusting them through my door like a person possessed,my letter box gets some fair abuse from these people.
The first was from the Academy of performing arts congratulating me on my performance as a breathless 'Quasimodo' whilst performing for 'Esmeralda' from the dept of work and pensions during my recent assessment. They do not award Oscars for non equity acting members but as compensation the second letter advised that i have been awarded the enhanced rate of daily living allowance due to my inability amongst other things to wash myself properly or visit the bathroom without difficulty and also the enhanced rate of mobility allowance given that i am dependant on state sponsored oxygen to traverse the planet. I am delighted and somewhat richer by far so i will settle for not having a golden statue.
Scruffy shall dine on lobster bisque and i shall enjoy the fruits of my labour in some other manner equally frivolous. i should in theory now be able to swap this mobility allowance for new wheels,maintained and taxed and insured by the state so this is better than Chelsea winning the premiership title(almost).
Throughout the entire process i have tried to be honest and although i made fun about the assessment i feel that the assessor,on this occasion has been very fair and i only wish that others had received the same standard of service and been so fortunate.
Hoping all is well with my dear dodgy lung site friends.
Ski's and a cat with a new motor(soon)xxx