Went to a local jeweller and asked him "can you make a gold statue of my dog?". He replied "eighteen carats?". I said "no mate, I want him chewin' a bone".
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Another Funny (hope this cheers you up BillBruce).
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Thanks again Eric.
I have just taken the tablets!!!
God bless
Bill
Good one, I like it ! Take care, Sheila x
I forget to mention that Ikea founder Ingvar Kamprad died recently at the age of 91.
It's not known how his vast wealth will be divided by his family, as his solicitor says he left no instructions (and if he had they'd have been ****** useless anyway).
Very groan-worthy... 😋
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