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A few groaners

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A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?"

The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book !!

When you are in love,

Wonders happen.

But once you get married,

You Wonder, what happened.

Philosophy of marriage:

At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD...

Later, somehow don't know why….

alphabets get reversed..

A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp.

She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual.

The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her the following wishes:

- I want my husband to have eyes only for me

- I want to be the only one in his life

- I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes."

The Genie turned THE LADY into a IPhone

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😂😂😂 Thank you! 😂😂😂

You are welcome xx

Nothing like a good laugh at 6 am :D :D :D

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Haha..

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Oi !

It will be! Think positive my dear xx

good morning sleeping Lindy.thanks for the chuckle time................skis and scruff xx

thank you xx

hospital visit today to see hernie consultant,speaks later xxxskis and scruffinetta .

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