I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once... or twice.
They told me I was gullible.. and I believed them.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.
What's another word for thesaurus?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
Is it my imagination, or do Buffalo wings taste like chicken