Official reports from Wythenshawe hospital confirm that skischools has no discernible lungs.Dazzling ct pictures indicate dark patches where lungs used to be,pictures not dissimilar to the old coal shed interiors that older members will remember from childhood days.
Empysema detected over all lung surfaces and even in trouser legs and shoes
Statistics reveal 21% of these dark lumps actually work and transfer small amounts of o2 to blood supply,though in essence they are imposters hiding behind rib cage
Rest of body appears to be intact and a human heart has been detected.
Initial indications are that lung volume reduction waste of time because what would be left would not sustain life,
skischools elected to be one of small band of uk guinea pigs,subject to multi disciplined team(seriously disciplined people)approval based on cost?and potentially have coil springs in lungs.
Minor relatively non invasive surgery with less problematic outcomes.
Skischool as a guinea pig will not have to enter wheel of perpetual motion or sleep in straw bed and may have better quality of life and lung function.
Watch this space for developments.
Scruffy cat seeks new owner
Love to all...................................skis