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Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.''

His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side.

So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.

Joe asked, ''Where's Gary?''

And one of his friends said, ''Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.''

Joe says,''Well, it could have been worse.''

Both his friends said, ''How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!''

Joe says, ''If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!''

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sassy59

That's excellent moogle. Love it. Xxx

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jimmy1c

Hi moonless

Very funny 😂

Jimmy1c

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Watfordgirl

Very funny, moogle. Like it. xxxxx

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Azure_Sky

Good one :)

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ericwood992

Lovely, thanks!

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undine

very good thank you xxx

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moogle

Just amusing myself while waiting for my second CT Scan which is booked for next week :)

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