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The reason doctors call us patients

Is very plain to see.

My appointments half past two

And now it's half past three

Squashed into the waiting room

Next a lady who did glare.

In my day if I sat that close,

I'd have to marry her.

At last I hear my name being called

I rise up from my chair.

Follow me the nurse did say,

Then sets off like a hare.

Good grief, I can't keep up with her.

I'm old and far too slow.

There's doors all down the corridor

In which one did she go?

Finally a head pops out

And asks where have I been.

I say my legs are not too good

I thought you would have seen.

So that is how we got our name

Patient is what be are.

A bit more patience all around

Would certainly go far.

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newlands profile image
newlands

Love it

Pam1952 profile image
Pam1952

Love it. Nice one Don. XXX

Brilliant xx sonia

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Damon1864Volunteer

like it xx

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O2Trees

Nice :D

pegbl profile image
pegbl

Love it , many a true word spoken in jest xxx

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Sunflower13

Love it 😂🌻

casper99 profile image
casper99

Smashing xx

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katieoxo60

Hi there love the poem, but even the most stoic patient can run out of pateince with drs when feeling very ill.

in reply to katieoxo60

I agree and was suggesting that a bit more patience should be shown towards patients

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Ergendl

West Cumberland Hospital used to have a sign saying "Patient Waiting Area" which made me laugh. Did they have an "Impatient Waiting Area" too?

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Lyd12

IN some countries the elders are looked up to, revered,We could do with just a little bit of that sometimes.

undine profile image
undine

very good thank you xx

Symes profile image
Symes

Love it Don!

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